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A satisfying win brings this season of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars to a countrified close

In which a somersault is a metaphor and also just a somersault

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A satisfying win brings this season of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars to a countrified close
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It’s the somersault heard ‘round the world.

As a song, “This Is Our Country” isn’t exactly a masterpiece. The episode in which it lives, however, is pretty damn satisfying. This may not go down as one of the great finales in Drag Race herstory, but it’s a pleasant end to a great season—a season most notable for its pleasantness.

And a lot of that pleasantness came from the season’s pleasantest surprise, she who took what would have been a lip-sync disaster and turned it into a stunt. When the lip-sync gave her lemons, she made lemonade.

Condragulations, Kylie Sonique Love! Kylie’s win checks all the best boxes. One: There’s a great long-term story, taking us from “no one likes a cherry pie that bites back” and a dreadful performance in the very first Snatch Game to that gorgeous, jubilant shot of your new reigning All Star throwing her head back in celebration. Two: It’s a deserved win, but not an obvious one, so there’s still an element of surprise. Three: Hers is a groundbreaking win. And four: that somersault!

That’s what we call the Akashia*:

That somersault is a quintessential Drag Race moment. Ru likes queens with some fight in them, and she loves when that fight is transformative. Want to impress RuPaul? Turn a negative into a positive. That’s Kylie’s Drag Race storyline, from start to finish. And in her winning lip-sync, that storyline got a handy visual metaphor in the form of one magical, spiky somersault.

One more time:

The queens spend some time in this episode (and Untucked) talking about what a close race it is, and they’re not wrong. All four finalists do well in the video for “RuPold Town Road” “This Is Our Country;” as usual, the editors try to make it seem like we’re headed for disaster, but these four are pros and this season has been fairly light on emotional breakdowns. What, is Ginger Minj gonna choke? Never. Is Eureka going to forget her choreo? Of course not.

As mentioned above, the song is nothing to write home about, unless you’re writing home about how you owe “Show Up Queen” an apology**. But the queens make the best of it. All four take the writing of the verse seriously—there’s not one “give me a sewing challenge and I’ll give you what you like” moment—and they all understand the assignment. But here, as in the lip-sync, Kylie has an edge. By tying her story—a journey that brought her to a place of self-love, peace, and joy—directly to her twang, she’s able to use that verse as something like a thesis statement. (And it’s on theme. Always a bonus.)

None of the runway looks, with the possible exception of Eureka’s, are gasp-inducing, but they all look great (and all wore purple, if you count Kylie’s red and blue and a sort of pre-purple runway entry). More importantly, they all give lovely finale speeches. Eureka is the standout in the inspiring-speech category, but Kylie is hot on her heels.

Then we get to the crowning looks and the final lip-sync — one they all perform, albeit individually. Here, to my eyes, Eureka turns in the weakest performance of the four, but not by much; right up until that somersault, it’s anyone’s game. Still, even without that moment, it’s likely Kylie still would have pulled out the win. All four finalists are captivating performers, but Kylie dials it up a notch at the last moment. The other three are lip-syncing for their legacies. Kylie is lip-syncing for the win and for her life, because that’s what drag means to her.

Life is the heel that gets stuck in the fabric on stage. Drag is the somersault.

There’s not much else to say about this finale. The downside of a season in which camaraderie reigns is that there’s little in the way of capital-D drama in its final hours. No one offers to give anyone else $10,000 to let them stay. No one has to vote for anyone. No one declines to say who they voted for. No one shuns Shangela. They all want to win, they clearly love and respect each other—hence all the marvelous shit-talking, something you can’t pull off with such joy if you’re not coming from a place of love—and they’re all clearly overjoyed for Kylie, and to have shared this experience together. It’s a happy ending, plain and simple.

So I’d like to try to do the same. Thank you, dear reader, for reading along this season. Thank you for cheering on these artists, all of whom clearly find a lot of joy in their work and thus share that joy with others. Thank you for supporting local queens—support local queens! Thanks for feeling the Jantasy, for munching the munch and crunching the crunch, for googling “Serena ChaCha wigs,” for telling Pandora she looks like a snack, and for putting on your pink leopard-print jumpsuit so that you blend in with the walls.

Thanks for reading, and for watching. May all your stumbles be somersaults.

* — There is, of course, a related variation on the Akashia: the Shannel, which is when you orchestrate your own mishap so that you can triumphantly recover from that mishap while lip-syncing to “The Greatest Love Of All.” And they’re in the same episode! Season one 4-ever.
** — Dear “Show Up Queen,” I sincerely apologize for comparing you unfavorably to “Read U Wrote U” and “U.K. Hun?” I took your approachable charms for granted. Thank you for having a reasonably catchy chorus. Fondly, Allison Shoemaker.

Stray observations

  • Kate’s Corner: “Congratulations Kylie! This may not be the most thrilling finale—the finales often live and die by their Ru single and despite the queens’ best efforts, this is one of the more forgettable in a while—but thanks to the close competition all season and the inter-cast dynamics, All Stars 6 will go down as one of the very best entries in the series. It’s great to see an early-season queen take the crown and of course, Kylie is breaking ground as the series’ first trans woman winner. It’s been a pleasure following along this season, and following Allison’s fantastic coverage, and I have my fingers crossed that the producers will learn some valuable lessons from their successes this season.”
  • Untucked: Never forget that one time Trinity wrote down her own name and then forgot.

16 Comments

  • melladne-av says:

    “Life is the heel that gets stuck in the fabric on stage. Drag is the somersault.”I love this. I love you. I love love!

  • davidcalgary29-av says:

    And thank you for all of the wonderful recaps this season. It was great to finally have an All Stars season — after years of mediocrity — worthy of the recaps. None of the runway looks, with the possible exception of Eureka’s, are gasp-inducing, WHERE was the Eleganza Extravaganza?! I swear I heard Bob Mackie whispering in my ears “I liked Eureka’s the best…and I didn’t even like it”. The final lipsync outfits were just so much better.

    • risingson2-av says:

      The best runway of the finale was Michelle’s. Eureka looked as if Drag Vulcano dressed her.

    • melizmatic-av says:

      I swear I heard Bob Mackie whispering in my ears This made me literally laugh aloud; that’s why I stay pulling you out the grays (and because Kinja sucks.)

    • ohnoray-av says:

      Yes, those were some lazy final runway looks, Eureka’s head piece wasn’t right but it was at least an effort. Thank god we got the lip sync outfits.

  • davidcalgary29-av says:

    Oh, and that single, even by our reduced standards for RuPaul, was terrible.

  • melizmatic-av says:

    Congrats to Miss Kylie, the first transwoman to win a season on Drag Race and I. AM. HERE. FOR. IT.She really has come such a long way from her time on S2, and it’s been a wonderful journey to witness.

  • mexican-prostate-av says:

    Eleven years in the making. And I’m not here for people not accepting the win like I’m seeing on insta. She had only one main challenge win going into the finale, but she got close to winning several other challenges. Her snatch game was epic, she was gorgeous in all of her ball challenge looks, she was great in the monologue challenge. I’ve been wanting her on AS for years, and I’m so happy she won. That shot in the article of her with that ecstatic happy smile on my fave is the perfect image to end this season’s recaps on. This was an amazing storyline and a great piece of reality tv. And of course, the somersault. 

    • ohnoray-av says:

      I think Kylie was the weakest in the finale(Ra’Jah turned it out), but overall I think she was the star of the season. Usually you want to see a queen crowned because it means they’ll become even more confident in who they are, In Kylies case I don’t think she lacks any sort of authenticity. This just means she’ll get the exposure she deserves to share some of that genuine wisdom and coolness she already has. Also, I feel she’s got to develop on her own without her career being too tied into Rupauls empire, which is probably why she felt like a totally different vibe.

      • mexican-prostate-av says:

        I disagree that Kylie was even close to being the weakest in this finale, but I agree that she was the overall star. And that seems to be the general consensus on social media. While there is a vocal minority that is upset about her win Instagram in particular is fawning over her. I think other than challenge highs, or the summersault, what solidified her win was that she really was the most improved queen, possibly of the entire franchise, when comparing her initial season with what she presented in All Stars. 

      • mikepencenonethericher-av says:

        I thought it was a pretty even showing by all four because the song was so boring. I personally would have given it to Rajah but the lip sync trip into a flip won me over to Kylies side. BTW they should keep the individual lipsyncs for future seasons to determine the final winner. Much prefer it. 

        • ohnoray-av says:

          Yes, it really could have been any of them (except I think Ginger is a great performer, but something a little shifty about her). I just felt Kylie’s lyrics were kinda snoozy, but she definitely killed it in the lip sync. And agree, that lip sync was a good way to do it, and I much prefer the prerecorded finales to the boring live ones.

  • austinyourface-av says:

    That song was… awful (Trixie and Symone can’t even bring themselves to say anything nice about it on the Pit Stop), but damn is Kylie a satisfying winner. What a great story, what a great queen. 

  • the1969dodgechargerguy-av says:

    Men cosplaying as gruesome caricatures of women…now what exactly is the point of this idiocy?

  • perfectvelvet-av says:

    I’ve been rooting for Ra’Jah all season (who I think killed the final lip sync) but I can’t be mad at Kylie winning, at all. I’m just happy for her. She’s been such a pleasant surprise all season and deserves it just as much.I’m not a huge Eureka fan but she grew on me quite a bit this season. As for Ginger, her winning would’ve been the least exciting to me (just like Shea, not unacceptable but boring and predictable).

  • eotg-av says:

    I’m probably in the greys as I never comment, but came to say thank you the reviews this season as well, they are, as previously stated wonderful. This was on of the best reviews I’ve read on here, and I appreciate you for bringing it to us Allison.

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