Every Friday The 13th movie ranked from worst to best

From 1980's Friday The 13th to, um, 2009's Friday The 13th, we're counting down all 12 horror movies featuring the unstoppable maniac Jason Voorhees

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Every Friday The 13th movie ranked from worst to best
Clockwise from bottom right: Friday The 13th Part 2, Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood, Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (Screenshots: YouTube/Paramount Pictures); and Jason X (Screenshot: YouTube/New Line Cinema). Graphic: Karl Gustafson

“Jason was my son … and today is his birthday,” Pamela Voorhees (Betsy Palmer) says coldly in Friday The 13th, Sean S. Cunningham’s 1980 seminal slasher, just before she carves up camp counselors as revenge for letting her boy, Jason, drown in Crystal Lake years earlier. “Those counselors were making love while that young boy drowned!” the exasperated mother explains. Of course, Jason didn’t actually die, and the masked maniac, who really knows his away around a machete, has returned for 11 more movies—including a face-off with A Nightmare On Elm Street’s Freddy Krueger and a 2009 reboot—to punish horny teens and young adults for their carnal priorities and lousy work ethic.

While the Friday The 13th films have been wildly inconsistent over the years—blame it on multiple studios, a string of directors, recast characters, and shifting censorship rules—they remain a horror touchstone. As does the iconic Jason, who ranks alongside Freddy Krueger, Dracula, Frankenstein, Pinhead, and the rest in Hollywood’s monster pantheon. In fact, Friday The 13th is the second-highest-grossing horror franchise of all time behind Halloweenthe seasonal fright flick that inspired Jason’s series. So in celebration of this month’s actual Friday the 13th, we’re looking back at every movie in the fan-favorite slasher series and ranking the films from worst to best. Read on to find out which Friday The 13th movie is a cut above the rest.

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Friday The 13th, Part V: A New Beginning (1985) Theatrical Trailer

Any “good” entry in the Friday The 13th franchise, at a minimum, has to feature inventive gore effects and kills, Jason Voorhees, and horny teens. struggles with all of those elements. It has a copycat Jason, and even worse he’s a completely ordinary dude with no supernatural tendencies. And because the sequel came out during a time when censors were caving to pressure from parents’ groups about violence in horror films, the makers of Friday The 13th Part V: A New Beginning toned down the red stuff on-screen and chose to replace it with nudity and ill-advised sex scenes between mentally ill patients at a halfway house. Not surprisingly, the original Jason would returnfor the next film, Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives.

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