Guy who kinda looks like Adam Driver recreates Adam Driver photos, asks only for sandwich in return
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What we’ve got here is a guy named Ben Schifano, who looks, eh, kinda like Adam Driver. Schifano, sensing an opportunity in the Force, has used this passing resemblance to recreate photos of Driver in the hopes of earning himself a sandwich. These photos are then posted to an Instagram account called “adamdriverbuymeasandwich,” because he wants Driver to buy him that sandwich. A noble project with a noble goal. Take a look.
We’ll be honest: no, this guy does not look that much like Adam Driver. However, all he wants is a sandwich, so we’re not sure how high the standard needs to be. Certainly there is no law that states that if a guy sort of looks like another guy and then posts a bunch of pictures leaning into that resemblance you owe him a sandwich. Still, it couldn’t hurt, could it? Schifano has made clear his willingness to settle for Subway, so depending on the sandwich Driver would only be out a few bucks.
Schifano’s website says that he is an experimental filmmaker from Arizona, whose work “focuses on self expression and individuality in regard to pop culture and celebrity in the digital age.” It seems that this particular work is focused more on duality, mainly the duality of him and Adam Driver, a dude he somewhat looks like depending on the camera angle and the face he’s making.
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69 Comments
The internet was a mistake.
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Look, you either agree with every single thought I’ve had on every single topic since the beginning of time, including my scientific rationalism and opposition to violence and the death penalty, or you should be burned alive until you die twice like the Nazi witch that you are.I didn’t write the rules, I just play by them.
Kids today are so open-minded, man. The future is SO bright.
The internet itself is ok, as usual people took a good thing and broke it.
Close; the internet is great, it’s HTML and the WWW that’s the problem #Gopher4eva
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lol!
as usual people took a good thing and broke it.
—The AV Club
I saw that several times a day
The internet wasn’t a mistake, people are the mistake.
The real mistake was the friends we made along the way.
Yeah…..Mike….
I keep telling you that Nigerian prince WAS not your friend.
Aaaaaaand people invented the internet. Thank you for playing. We have some lovely Turtle Wax for you.
I only accept pallets of Sex Wax.
Same thing.
Eh, I’ve never heard of someone using turtle wax on a surfboard.
The internet is fine. Touch screen phones were a mistake. And also when kids first started getting online. Those fucking kids….
If this is the worst the internet has to offer, then it’s not that b{checks internet}oh my god.
Certainly there is no law that states that if a guy sort of looks like another guy and then posts a bunch of pictures leaning into that resemblance you owe him a sandwich. That this isn’t a law is mistake, the internet is just fiiiiine.
“Humanity” was a mistake.
Or it really has nothing to do with Adam Driver it’s just a dumb stunt to get his name out on the internet. Which he has succeeded with apparently, because we are dumb enough to look at stuff like this.
The fact that he hashtagged Olive Garden should’ve given away that he doesn’t really want a sandwich.
Heyohhhhhh!!!
Pretty much all internet is about the dumb stunt at this point.
Well, that was shit
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You should have more stars. I only regret that I have but one to give.
The product is questionable but the price sounds fair…
Upvote if you, like me, thought the logo behind Driver’s head were some kind of weird hair extensions/dreadlocks.
A doppelganger, he ain’t. Dude doesn’t really look like Driver at all, and only vaguely kinda-sorta-maybe looks like him when doing the same pose next to a picture of Driver.I hate this for existing and I hate this website for making me look at it.
I look like Henry Cavill if you have two fractured orbitals.
Confirmed. Can I go to the doctor now?
Good to know that this guy does not want to have Adam buy him a Hot Dog.
Before the Internet, this guy would have been forced to try and convince drunk women in bars that he actually was Adam Driver.
But today, he has the possibility of a free sandwich. Progress.
I look more like Adam Driver than this turd
This is what you get when you ask the monkey’s paw to make you look like a movie star.
This guy needs more moles before he can truly be deemed worthy of a free sandwich.
Jesus fucking Christ…
What?
Sorry, I was just hoping to summon him like Beetlejuice, but I guess I have to say his name two more times for that to work…
I feel this would be even better if he looked absolutely nothing like him. There is a slight resemblance so I feel like that just makes it kind of sad
Nurse! It’s happening again!?
This is getting attention? Really?
What this man has failed to account for is that Adam Driver is literally not on any social media platform anywhere and will never, ever see this. (Allegedly, his thumbs are too big for phones.)
Similarly, this article looks kinda like an entertaining one.
…give him a knuckle sandwich I would…
For everyone saying “he doesn’t look that much like Adam Driver”
How much do YOU look like Adam Driver? Huh? What have YOU done with your life to reach peak Driverness??? That’s what I thought.#Checkmate
– On Instagram- Begging for free food- UnsuccessfulCan we call him a lack-of-influencer?
Just don’t call him Lack Of Dinner! Wokka Wokka!
Why would you post this? Only 329 followers? Bizarrely uninteresting? Do you know this guy?
Guy who kinda thinks he looks like Adam Driver (but really doesn’t) recreates Adam Driver photos, asks only for sandwich in return.
There, FTFY.
Let them fight!
i think rye bread is gross
Don’t buy him a sandwich, Adam. Don’t. Give. In.
I hope Adam makes a long video of himself eating a really delicious sandwich, sends it to the guy, and then absolutely nothing else.
You know, it’s not actually a slow news day.
Holy cow- I went to college with Ben. He is a great guy!
He looks like how I would perceive Adam Driver if I was high on ‘shrooms.
I hope he never replies to this dumbass.
“focuses on self expression and individuality in regard to pop culture and celebrity in the digital age.”………..in other words he’s that guy that is holding that girl’s hand who keeps looking back at the camera in her Instagram photos
I thought he would look more like.
So he’d accept a hot dog.
hey! He DOES kinda look like Adam Driver!
Huh, would you look at that.
You never know.
Takes all kinds.
But that’s just life I guess.
Hell of a thing.
DO YOU KNOW WHO KILLED MY WIFE, GABE???