Kylie Jenner, billionaire, wants you to know her shower's water pressure is "amazing," actually
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Billionaires are trash and making fun of them is one of the few indulgences the majority of humanity can participate in guilt-free. What makes it all especially funny is that billionaires tend to be sensitive babies—see: Elon Musk—whose sad efforts to defend themselves inevitably boil down to reminding their haters how rich they are. Case in point: Kylie Jenner, Kardashian spawn, getting mad online about people making fun of her shower’s weak-ass water pressure.
Well, as the star was quick to point it in a series of Instagram Stories, that isn’t even her main shower. “I keep seeing on the internet my fucking shower,” she says, clarifying that the shower in question is her office shower, an “amazing shower,” and just one of her many showers. The story, which she took pains to film for her millions of fans after seeing a few posts on Twitter, then sweeps us to the Kardashian compound, where we’re introduced to her “everyday shower.” Suited only for “self-made billionaires” like herself, this one includes a dial that remotely activates the spray while also controlling the temperature (she prefers a 102-degree shower). “This is my water pressure,” Kylie says, zooming in on a spray that’s much stronger than the one in her office. “It’s amazing. Thank you, everyone, for your concern.”
See, poors? Your water pressure isn’t better than hers. And, what, you use a knob to turn on your water? Have fun with that wet arm.
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All the water pressure in the world is not going to clean out the mudsharks cooch and butthole, from all those STDs she has.
Remember when the AV Club promised to not talk about Donald Trump anymore because he doesn’t matter anymore? I’m thinking we should start keeping a list of people that should be treated the same way, and literally all of the Jenner/West/Kardashian clan should be on there.
STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS
STOP STUPID FAMOUS MAKING PEOPLE
STOP PEOPLE
PEOPLE. STOP.
PEOPLE? STUPID!
PUSH THE BUTTON, FRANK!
STOP MAKING PEOPLE STUPID FAMOUS
STOP MAKING PEOPLE, FAMOUS STUPID!
But then who will be president after 8 yrs of biden and another 8 of harris?
STOP MAKING SENSE
I got a “Kylie Jenner showering” notification for this?!?1?
This post is thirsty
The only time I want to hear anymore about this is if she slips and dies while in the shower.
And what?
Billionaires are trash and making fun of them is one of the few indulgences the majority of humanity can participate in guilt-free.Kyle Jenner or whatever, unlike Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates, is only a billionaire because people give her attention. Instead of making fun of her, STOP GIVING HER ATTENTION ON YOUR WEBSITE.
“The story, which she took pains to film for her millions of fans”
Imagine being so fucking stupid that you think someone in 2021 need to take “pains” to shoot something with their phones.
All of these so called “celebrities” need to be wealth taxed at a rate of about 90%
i’ve seen those digital showers before. i would completely obsess over what my perfect temperature is. “am i a 100? or a 101?” right now i don’t have to think like that and just turn the handle to 10 o’clock or so and think about REAL PEOPLE STUFF.
You also have to worry about getting an accurate reading. On Thursday, 100 feels just right. On Friday, 100 feels too cold. Is it just your imagination or do you have to calibrate the thermostat?
Nobody’s going to want the exact same temperature shower every day anyway – it’ll vary with humidity and air temperature, recent exertion level, and of course mood.More importantly: it really can’t be a good idea to have multiple electronic devices immediately underneath a shower head, no matter how “waterproof” they claim to be.
Why are we talking about this vacuous trash. Also – pretty sure everybody knows she was pulling a Trump and is definitely not a billionaire:https://www.forbes.com/sites/chasewithorn/2020/05/29/inside-kylie-jennerss-web-of-lies-and-why-shes-no-longer-a-billionaire/?sh=16fbc05b25f7
cow.
You’d think with her being a billionaire and all, she could get some plastic surgery to get a thicker skin.
It obviously isn’t strong enough to wash away shame and embarrassment.
You’re assuming she has the capacity to feel such things.
Man, Ray J really is desperate for work these days. Stay hydrated Ray!
Can’t wait until those Kardashian trashbags are old and irrelevant
Unfortunately they have kids to make unaccountably famous.
Sheesh! We get it. You can go back to making every post about Trump. You don’t need to threaten us with content about (I’ve already forgotten which) Kylo(?) Jenner.
I’m not even mad that they are ‘famous for being famous.’ I am mad that they are so bad at it yet it still works!Her job is basically P.R. and selling herself, and yet she completely missed this golden opportunity for ‘relatable kween’ ‘just like you’ ‘#theresadrought’ content, and instead decided to make a 6-part (!) instagram video about how high-tech and luxurious her “main” shower is. Like, what?!
Doesn’t she have a boyfriend or at least a vibrator to take care of those things? Yeah, boo me all you want, I said it and I meant it!