Let’s everyone take a stab at guessing the name of Vampire Weekend’s new album
Aux Features Vampire WeekendYesterday, we reported that Vampire Weekend will finally be releasing some new music next week. As frontman Ezra Koenig said in a lengthy Instagram post announcing the project, these first new songs in six years are part of an 18-track album that, at the moment, is only known by the initials FOTB. We’ll know what those initials stand for when the album drops in a few months, but that hasn’t stopped the Twittersphere from taking a guess or six.
Here’s some of our favorites:
Solid guesses, sure, but, just for fun, here’s 17 stabs of our own:
- Fish Odor Tub Bath
- French Of The Bread
- Frakes Orders The Borg
- Fountains Of Thick Broth
- Fortunes Over The Bold
- Fatty O’ Top Buckles
- Fits On The Batteries
- Flakes, Oats, Toasted Bran
- Friday On The Beach
- Fred Or That Brian
- Flavors Of Table Biscuits
- Flange On The Bass
- Fifty Of Tom’s Babies
- Fixing Our Top Bottoms
- Flounder, Otter, Teacher, Brother
- Faking Other Terrible Bothers
- Flub-O-Tub-Bub
Surely, one of them has to be right, but feel free to offer a guess of your own in the comments.
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18 Comments
Fight Over The Butter.
Vampire Weekend plays the music of Elvis Costello, changes the song titles
Hey man, I find Costello as dull as the next guy, but that’s just harsh.
To wit: “Cousins” (by VW)
Yep, that was some sub-Costello shit.
what about This Year’s Model? I stopped listening to him after those first 3 albums, so maybe referring to later entries in his catalog
Front Of The Back.
Full Of The Beans
Full attribution: This is from LesWitt from the comments on today’s previous VW story. It’s the clear winner, i.e., Fearless Otter Tends BarBravo, LesWitt.
Fakir’s Ornamental Turban Brooch.
Friends of Terrible Beavers
Friends of the ButlerFun on the BeachFor Our True BuddyFan of the BaptizedFlying Over the BorealFuzz on the Body
Fart out the Butt, obviously
Fart on the Baby
Fuckin on the Buffet
Fall Off the Bandwagon
Flight of the Bumblebee?
Fans on the block: nkotb cover album
Fridge on the Bali-Ha’i
(F)unkelnagelneu (O)xfordcomma (T)hesaurus (B)sides
Fuck Off, Tom Brady.