Unthinkably, Madonna is still forced to endure the Rabelaisian vulgarity of film festival rabble in order to sell her Very Important Wallis Simpson movie, and while she is likely safe—for now—from sycophants thrusting horrid stinkweeds in her face, there’s still the small matter of their equally creeping eyes. According to the Globe And Mail, she narrowly sidestepped that problem at the Toronto Film Festival by demanding that festival volunteers “turn their faces to the wall” as she passed, thereby avoiding the nauseating, pleading love in their gaze, which does get so exhausting. Given her below video response to the recent hydrangea-sparked hysteria, presumably we can expect something similar soon in which Madonna mock-weeps over a volunteer stand-in, then gleefully bashes in their repugnant head.