Perfect weenie vortex produces Noel Gallagher telling The Sun that he doesn't like Prince Harry "dissing" royal family
The Oasis rocker says Prince Harry's acting like a "woke snowflake."
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At long last, Noel Gallagher, lightsaber tutor and renowned model of healthy brotherly relationships, has decided to weigh in on the British royal family’s current difficulties. Rather than view whatever trouble Harry and William are currently experiencing in the same way we all look at the Gallaghers’ feuds—as a spat between rich assholes whose rich asshole behavior really doesn’t matter to the rest of us—Noel has very loudly taken the older prince’s side.
Gallagher voiced his opinions to The Sun in a piece published Wednesday that’s available to read alongside articles about a woman getting her eyelid chewed off by a chihuahua and a big list of “glam Euro Wags.” Rather than vent his anger at a system that perpetuates the existence of archaic, prejudiced institutions, Gallagher says that Harry’s promo tour/somehow-surprising accusations of monarchical racism are making him “[come] across like a typical fucking woke snowflake, fucking arsehole.”
“Prince William,” he says. “I feel that fucking lad’s pain. He’s got a fucking younger brother shooting his fucking mouth off with shit that is just so unnecessary.” In our favorite quote, Noel Gallagher himself—the man whose Wikipedia page has an entire subsection devoted to his countless fights with brother Liam—says, “Just don’t be fucking dissing your family because there’s no need for it.” He also explains that the entire issue is just “what happens when you get involved with Americans. As simple as that.”
To round things out, Gallagher returns to one of his standby topics: Complaining about the rest of his industry. He describes how “the music business, artistically, is the worst it has ever been” and attributes some of those failings to the somehow novel concept that labels are signing “kids who are gagging to be famous and who look good and have got fairly decent voices” who they can have “in-house songwriters” compose music for.
[via Consequence Of Sound]
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33 Comments
Isn’t that cute. Famous asshole calls out someone for doing something he’s famous for – dissing the family. Jesus Christ on a crispy crutch.
Just a heads up:Attacking Harry is not, in fact, “Taking the younger prince’s side.”I feel like y’all might be doing these intentionally, at this point…
Uh….yeah. You got my hopes up! Then created confusion. Which ultimately resulted in delayed disappointment.
But enough about The Rise of Skywalker…
That comment is encased in carbonite. Because it’s a solid burn.
“what happens when you get involved with Americans. As simple as that.” What’s his excuse then?
Some people are born cunts.
Noel has only one conviction: Hating his younger brother. Beyond that, I doubt he cares or thinks much of the controversial or inflammatory things he says.
I would have had less contempt for him if he’d been honest and just complained that William and Harry were stealing his bit. If he’d called them amateurs into the bargain, I might have started approaching respect.
Noel Gallagher’s entire life and career is defined by his fights with his brother. Thats weird and sad.
I don’t care about the royal family being dissed.I don’t care who Harry disses.I don’t care who Noel Gallagher disses for dissing somebody I don’t care about being dissed.And I sure as fuck don’t care what appears in The S*n.
“what happens when you get involved with Americans. As simple as that.”Funny how leaving Britain and spending some time in America teaches you how to properly loathe monarchies, innit? This comment also comes across as petty and insecure, like he’s tried defending his ‘actually, having a mommy and daddy for the country is a really good and nice thing!’ bullshit with Americans and was rightfully laughed out of the room.
A lot of us already loathe having a monarchy! I don’t know or care enough about any of them to loathe them as people, although the late Duke was clearly a tosser, but I do despise the fact of them and the system.
Ah yes, wasn’t he in a band in the 20th century?
lmao what a knob
Ah yes, a classic musician stance – respecting authority and never, ever, ever sticking it to the man.
Yeah, this is like that SNL sketch about the punk rocker who liked Margaret Thatcher.
Wait, he didn’t call him a “bloody twat”? Noel is progressing.
Hypocrite or not, he’s not wrong.
As a stupid American looking in, this is hilarious. The UK public really seems to want Harry to come back, and the best way they can think to lure him is to *constantly* shit on him and his wife in the press. So weird.
Some of us really couldn’t give a shit.
You still want Madonna, though, right? Right??
Not in the slightest. But we’ll have her if you swear to keep Corden.
Deal.The sign of a good compromise is that both people are miserable afterward.
I think the funniest thing about Harry marrying a Yank is that after 200 years of Americans pointedly saying they’re “not bovvered” and now suddenly one of them wraps their baby hatch around a prince and you’re utterly pissed it’s not like a Disney cartoon. Also, you elect a king every four years anyway.
It’s not a perfect weenie vortex until Piers Morgan gets involved.
Shhh! Not so loud, he may hear you. Him and Laurence Fox both.
I don’t know, guys, but they both look like their weenies are far from perfect.
Meh, he’s been doing this for decades. He talks like that bloke down the pub, ask him the same question tomorrow and he’ll have completely the opposite viewpoint.
Seems to have shitloads of American friends as well. It’s bants.
Rather than vent his anger at a system that perpetuates the existence of archaic, prejudiced institutionsBut he didn’t say anything about the US government!Zing!
Hey! Our archaic, prejudiced institutions are newer and, therefore, better!
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Huh. K.Did they ask him for his recipe for “bubble n’ squeak?” Seems like he’d be just as qualified.