Stampy, a robot dog, lives up to its name by getting kicked in the head during public test
The prototype robot, worth an estimated $15,000, was booted in the head twice by the same passerby
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Just as powerful as humanity’s urge to build sophisticated robots is our desire to beat the hell out of any metal monstrosity that crosses our path. These competing instincts—the need to invent and the need to destroy—have played out in an “anti-homeless” security bot being doused in barbecue sauce, the decapitation of the globe-trotting HitchBOT, and, in cinema, through stories that allow us to explore our conflicting feelings through tales regarding the terrors that lie within the mainframes of dancing robot dolls.
The most recent example, though, comes from Brisbane, Australia, where an expensive robot dog named Stampy was kicked in the head during its walk down the street.
As Vice’s Julie Fenwick explains, Stampy’s creator, Mark Trueno, decided to take the “dog” out for a walk in the early hours of Saturday morning in Brisbane’s Fortitude Valley—an area known for its bars and clubs—in order to “test its obstacle avoidance and 3D mapping capabilities.”
As the video shows, Stampy was soon kicked in the head by a woman walking past the ungodly creature. Apparently dissatisfied with her initial attack, she returned half an hour later to give the beast another boot to the noggin.
Trueno, an engineer employed by “a company that provides equipment to mining and military companies” called Arrowpoint Systems, told Vice that Stampy is “a $15,000 piece of military grade equipment”—a smaller version of a robot design meant “to be used in dangerous conditions like search and rescue missions.”
Though the kicks to the head seem like they might’ve offered Trueno some good data on Stampy’s “obstacle avoidance” capabilities, the beating caused about $2,500 in damage and the loss of 3D mapping information. Because of this, Trueno took to the internet to request information about the woman, offering $500 as a reward.
In a real test of how far anyone might be willing to extend sympathy for his work, Trueno addressed the situation with a Facebook video entitled “Robot Lives Matter :(“ that shows Stampy’s stamping and an accompanying post that starts off with the same phrase. Still, his appeal worked. In a follow-up post from yesterday, Trueno explains that the woman who kicked Stampy contacted him and that “she sounds genuinely remorseful” for hitting the machine. “Given that she basically turned herself in,” the post continues, “it was discussed that the $500 reward could go towards a charity for animal abuse shelters.” Trueno also told Vice that the woman “almost broke a toe” from kicking Stampy and that the robot itself “did pretty well to stand up for it.”
All in all, it sounds like everything worked out all right for the robot dog. Which, surprisingly, seems to be a trend for many of the robot animals we’ve discussed in the past.
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You know why you never see robotic Golden Agouti Gerbils? Because our tiny friend the gerbil can leap distances upwards of fourteen feet to avoid prey in the wild. I’d like to see a fucking robot do that.
I suspect if you see a robot do that, it will be the last thing you see.Fortunately for you, it will probably be some years before robot tech advances to that point. By then, your little gerbil life will have fully run its course and you won’t need to see the robopocalyptic hellscape that your little gerbil descendants will have to navigate while they avoid getting crammed into human anuses.
Don’t even get me started on gerbilling. You know that they DUCT TAPE us before putting us back there.
I actually didn’t know that. That sounds like it would be incredibly difficult to escape from. It also illustrates how useful a knife can be, though I have to imagine it’s difficult to find a pocketknife designed for a gerbil to carry.
It’s terrifying for a creature typically defined by gnawing and clawing to suddenly become unable to do either thing. You start wriggling in a futile effort to escape, and those throes of panic turn you into a living vibrator.
Current record for jumpy robots is 110 feet.
No, no, no. Stimpy is the cat. Ren is the dog.
So let’s have a robotic dog kick her in the head twice (with the same or greater amount of force she kicked the robopup with, of course). Justice served.
$2,5000 is a lot of damage for a $1,5000 piece of hardware.
Honestly, as an Australian, that woman is just a regular fortitude valley resident.You don’t find yourself in fortitude valley outside of dining hours unless your life has taken a very wrong turn somewhere.
Maybe I just don’t get robots but its odd that a $15,000 piece of military grade equipment meant to be used to go into dangerous situations should be able to take a kick to its head.
“PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR FOOT. YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY.”
Should pay her $500 bucks for all the publicity generated.
Is $2,5000 a number they only have in Australia?
It’s Strine dollars, mate.
Fair dinkum?
“Robot Lives Matter”Fuck off with this shit.