Penning a crappy duet is biting Paul McCartney in the ass twice this week. First, BBC 6 listeners voted "Ebony And Ivory" the worst duet ever, and second, it's helped him place on Blender's list of rock's worst lyricists. Don't worry, he's down at 38. Topping the list? Sting. Following closely are Neil Peart of Rush, and Dan "met my old lover in the grocery store" Fogelberg. (Reuters)