Taylor Swift takes down Spider-Man
Taylor Swift fans have already spent $26 million on advance tickets for her upcoming concert film Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour
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Swift: I’ve got one word for you, Spider-man! *takes microphone, farts into it, Swifties go nuts*
Man, the AV Club sure loves that particular photo of Taylor Swift.
50/50 they’re reusing it so much because they spent a pretty penny on licensing it from Getty Images.
Can we be sure of that?
Every time I see it I want her to straighten up.
She needs a Posture Pal!
C’mon, we all do!
This shit is already sold out in my town and people are near-raging on facebook because they can’t get tickets.If we could just get these people interested in changing our healthcare system. Wow.
But she couldn’t do it alone because a freak like her needs company!
This is what happens when people forget to turn off the dark when they leave a building.
Not since Slater & Mathis pumped up the volume in 1990…!
Who’s second from the left? The Art Deco Windmiller? I can identify the weird Taymor redesigns of everyone else, I think (assuming that’s Swarm between Goblin and Kraven).
I think that’s Swiss Miss, the blade-themed villain the Goblin refers to as “The sharpest knife in the drawer.”
The AV Club repeatedly using the exact same “Taylor about to cram a microphone up her ass” screencap is honestly the funniest running gag this site’s had in a very long time.
That’s right, my bloody amigo!
“swifties “ didn’t buy these advanced tickets, her record company did. The same with her concerts. It’s manufactured demand in an attempt to manipulate pop culture and fame. Some of these theaters will be empty during a few show times but doesn’t matter because the tickets were “sold.” I really wish people would stop falling for this shit. Source: I work for a record company that has done this exact thing for a previous Swift tour.