A Spaghetti Warehouse jingle is the best new song on the Internet today. The unnamed, Rebecca Black-style ditty is two minutes of solid gold pop about 10-layer lasagna and friendly waiters. The lyrics are below, courtesy of Onion staffer Jordan David, as is a rip of the song we made. It’s also available on the Spaghetti Warehouse’s site to soundtrack all queries about the virtues of baked pepperoni spaghetti.
Spaghetti Warehouse jingle
(Spaghetti Warehouse)
It's the place to come and eat
(You gotta try it)
Soup and salad and spaghetti with meat
(meatballs!)
The 10-layer lasagna for me
(Oh, we can share it)
Will put you in the mood, great Italian food
Come and dine with us tonight
We'll make you smile and serve you right
We welcome you now
We are Spaghetti Warehouse
Come on in, what you waiting outside for?
Family and friends just come knocking on our door
We are, we are, we are, we are Spaghetti Warehouse
Come enjoy our original flavors
Have some fun with the friendliest waiters
We are, we are, we are, we are Spaghetti Warehouse
Booth, table, or trolley
(Lets have some food)
A first date or anniversary
(Awww)
We'll make new memories
(This is sweet)
When you walk out the door, you'll come back for more
Come and dine with us tonight
We'll make you smile and serve you right
We welcome you now
We are Spaghetti Warehouse
Come on in, what you waiting outside for?
Family and friends just come knocking on our door
We are, we are, we are, we are Spaghetti Warehouse
Come enjoy our original flavors
Have some fun with the friendliest waiters
We are, we are, we are, we are Spaghetti Warehouse
Fortieth Anniversary
(Spaghetti Warehouse)