There's a new Animal Crossing, so the internet's obsessed with mortgage raccoon Tom Nook again
Aux Features Games
Animal Crossing: New Horizons, the latest entry in Nintendo’s video game series simulating a pastoral life in villages run by anthropomorphic critters, came out a few days ago. It’s not surprising, especially considering that people love Animal Crossing so much that they were willing to line up outside game stores to buy physical copies during a pandemic, that the internet has been filled with images of newly built towns and a flood of memes based on the game—especially memes starring Tom Nook, a sleepy mortgage-providing raccoon dog who sets players up with housing, goods, and anything else he can offer so as to put them in his debt.
Nook’s unorthodox approach to business—he lends a currency made up of bells without charging interest, loves extending credit, and happily buys whatever random stuff the player fishes, harvests, or just finds lying around their village—has been capturing the most attention. As always, Nook’s ability to act as both ruthless entrepreneur and fair-minded angel investor has led Twitter to imagine him as either a malicious figure …
… or a complete sucker who the player is duping through shitty deals.
Aside from endless observations as to the quality of Nook’s character, many people have been thinking about the raccoon man not in terms of his intelligence or moral integrity, but as the new star of ominous memes.
None of these, unfortunately, come close to matching the insight provided by Nier: Automata director Yoko Taro, who once looked into the malevolent undercurrent that runs beneath all of Animal Crossing and found an entire “dark forest” of horrors to reckon with. And none of them match the terror of knowing that the path of internet obsession inspiring such intense Nook interest can lead to destinations even more unsettling than murder and financial ruin—that it can find its horrible terminus in, uh, wanting to have sex with the animal people.
Send Great Job, Internet tips to [email protected]
10 Comments
plz visit my site https://www.vaildcrack.com/
UwU I couldnt possibly make todays payment Mr. Nook. Unless……U\U
User name checks out.
Tom Nook is the compassionate capitalist people want.
I fired up the GameCube for my 9 year old daughter yesterday with Animal Crossing after many, many years. Man was Dotty pissed.
I discovered that invading untouched lands to pillage and abuse their natural resources (often in front of paceful villagers who can just stand there and watch) in order to feed a consummerist cycle is really fun. I get why white people can’t get enough of it IRL.
Yeah the people bitching about Tom Nook have clearly never owed an actual lending establishment money before. I’d have paid my house off at least once if I didn’t have to deal with pesky things like interest. He’s much less ruthless capitalist and more friend who loaned you $50 to help you out and would reeeeeaaaaaaally like for you to pay him back whenever you can.
I wish my real mortgage had zero interest and no due dates for payments. Tom Nook is a goddamn superhero.
This. Anyone who hates Tom Nook has essentially zero responsibilities. The payment he requests for allowing you to live on a tropical island is in fun bucks that you earn by just farting around for a while. He only upgrades your accommodations after you ask him to do so AND he does those upgrades overnight. He never charges you interest. He never pressures you into paying for these upgrades either. He just reminds you there is a debt if YOU bring it up.People who hate Tom Nook probably also abuse the kindness and generosity of their friends on a regular basis.
“Tom nook has me horny as fuck. Coronavirus is really messing me up man. He’s so fucking hot.”