Tommy Lee, the Mötley Crüe drummer and Hall of Fame party animal, has taken an interest in politics as of late. Like many people, Lee appears to have developed a strong dislike of Donald Trump over the past few years, and would really like him to be gone as soon as possible. In a recent Instagram story, Lee outlined his vision for a world after our current president. The rocker, never known for moderation, seems to be approaching his hatred for Trump with a passion he previously reserved for screaming at Travis Scott.
You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the WH again because we are going to pay you back so fucking hard for all of this shit. Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner. We’re going to repaint Air Force One, pussy hat pnk and fly it over your beloved Bible Belt 6 days a week, tossing birth control pills, condoms & atheist literature from the cockpit. We’re going to tax your mega churches so bad Joel Olsteen will need to get a job at Chik Fil A to pay his light bill. Speaking of Chik Fil A, we’re buying all those and giving them to any LGBTQ person your sick cult leaders tortured with conversion therapy. Have fun with the new menu you bigoted fucks. Try the McPence. It’s a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother. We’re going to gather up ALL of your guns, melt them down and turn them into a gargantuan metal mountain emblazoned with the face of Hillary Clinton. All parks will be renamed Rosa Parks ASAP. We’re replacing Confederate statues with BLM leaders & Mexican immigrants. Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after we fumigate the WH, we’re repainting the whole thing rainbow. Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee shelter. We’re turning Hannity’s office into a giant unisex bathroom with changing tables & free tampons. And every single time a Trumpster complains about any of the changes, we’re adding an openly gay character to a Disney movie.
Lee, it must be noted, has had what at the absolute least must be described as a very spotty past when it comes to progressive values and not being a terrible person in general. Of course, hopefully no one is looking to Tommy Lee for anything other than bringing the motherfucking noise, and on this front he delivers. Put it this way: when even Tommy Lee has the moral high ground, you’re into some real dirt.
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CancerAIDS.
Of cock.
I cannot believe Tommy Lee didn’t have considerable help writing this.
Why? Because he’s a musician? Because he looks a certain way? Because he’s a millionaire? If I didn’t know better, I’d say you were judging a book by its cover. But I know that can’t be true.
Because he didn’t write it?
Fair enough.
Because he’s Tommy Lee, and that’s a slim book with wide spacing that I’ve been familiar with since the 1980’s.
Point taken. My bad for assuming.
Embarrassing.
For whom? I mean he’s still a terrible person for many very legitimate reasons, but this is not one of them. It was hilarious.
Has this been authenticated? I hope Tommy is that woke/progressive/smart/a decent writer…
I must say, my first thought was ‘the grammar and spelling are unexpectedly good’, rather than anything about the content.
Yes, I truly question the level of talent it took to write that.
The Cheese That Walked Like A Man verified it was a copypasta job from Reddit.
Maybe your buddy Tommy Lee got woke when had all that downtime while in jail for beating the living shit out of Pam Anderson.
He’s not my buddy.
see above… it’s copypasta
Try the McPence. It’s a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your motherLegit laughed out loud at that
Yeah, I was quietly enjoying it up to that sentence, and then had to gigglesnort for a bit.
That’s where it really turned the corner for me from possible train-wreck rant to true appreciation.That, and also “We’re turning Hannity’s office into a giant unisex bathroom with changing tables & free tampons.” I think the “free tampons” part would actually be the thing that horrifies Hannity the most.
All parks will be renamed Rosa Parks!!
The McPence and the Rosa Parks parks, and the “adding an openly gay character to a Disney movie” every time someone complains, all made me smile. I only vaguely know who Tommy Lee is, never liked that band, etc. etc. But that is some goddamn funny stuff.
I always hated Motley Crue, but now I apparently love Tommy Lee. Who’da thunk it?
I didn’t put together until his rant that Rosa Parks Park is a silly name for a park.
came to type the same
He proves how ungodly and deranged liberals are. I’m sure he’ll set you on the right path. 😂
“You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the WH again because we are going to pay you back so fucking hard for all of this shit.”
Fabled drummer for Mötley Crüe and other liberals… you won’t. Enjoy the next five-and-a-half years, all.
(Also, with as many places as Tommy Lee has plunged his dick, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a Planned Parenthood franchise owner. Fucking scumbag.)
Tommy Lee truly is Dr. Feelgood.I support his message.
Every single person reading this thought about Tommy Lee’s penis at least once. How’s that for leaving your pop culture mark?
I didn’t. My first thought was “Didn’t he get arrested for beating his wife and get into a fist fight with his son on Father’s Day last year?” Then I read the comments and remembered that he has a big dick and a sex tape.
My first thought was the swastika tattoo, then abuse, then dick. Priorities, people!
So you’re saying I contributed to the zeitgeist …
In the interest of fairness, it’s worth pointing out that it wasn’t Tommy Lee that got arrested for abuse last year at all, but rather Tommie Lee, some loser from a crappy VH1 reality show called Love & Hip Hop.
The “just last year” part was referring to the fight with his son. The spousal abuse was over 20 years ago. He served jail time for kicking Pamela Anderson while she was pregnant.
A mushroom stamp?
Um… I really didn’t, but if you did, I won’t judge you for it.
It made me think about Hep C
The thoughts are not unrelated.
kinda odd you come here talking about a random man’s penis, did the closet door lock?
Not as odd as you going directly to worrying about someone else’s sexuality and then deciding you had to comment on it.
you need help
Do I? Why, doctor? This entire site is basically devoted to dick jokes. I basically made a dick joke. Then you commented on my dick joke with homophobic speculation. I think it’s you who needs help. You seem awfully concerned with me. Don’t be. I’m fine, whomever I sleep with.
I mean, if you are into Tommy’s dick go find a man already.
nope
Guilty as charged! I even googled it for a refresher!
I know Tommy Lee is a piece of shit but there is something about him that I cant help but like. I can’t explain it and I don’t try
I’ll bet he typed that with his cock huge cock.
…of cock?
Like, on the one hand, I go “Threatening to do all the things they hate so they can point and go ‘Look, look, we’re right!’” is maybe not the best tactic.
Then I look at what Tommy Lee’s proposing here and I’m trying to figure out what asshole would oppose any of it?
You can either take it at face value as his personal beliefs or as an absurd satire of what a conservative thinks a run-of-the-mill liberal believes in. Still works either way.
you could cry
Tommy Lee is a fuckwad but “All parks will be renamed Rosa Parks ASAP” and “And every single time a Trumpster complains about any of the changes, we’re adding an openly gay character to a Disney movie” were fucking gold.
I did not expect this. Funnier than it had any right to be.
Take a lot, give a little, I guess. It’s very sweet.
Can nobody do the slightest bit of research here? This is copypasta from more than a year ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/8z4tpe/you_trumpsters_better_pray_that_liberals_never/
Ahhh that explains it. It was unexpectedly well written and funny. Apparently Tommy Lee likes Reddit.
Never seen before today and it’s still funny.
I can’t wait for this guy’s next article, in which he speculates that the “To be fair you need to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty” copypasta is a storyline from the upcoming season!
This was legitimately hilarious and I’m a little sad Lee didn’t actually write it himself, but thanks for bothering to research and sharing the results.
To be fair, he has it in quotes.
Going in I thought this was going to be really stupid, but after reading it, I have to say I’m not opposed to a single one of his proposals.
There’s no evidence Tommy Lee wrote that. Doesn’t this look an awful lot like the kinds of posts used for election interference? It’s sickening that so many liberals are glomming onto this mean-spirited post.
This reads like a Dennis Leary rant.
Tommy Lee is still alive?
Tommy Lee,definitely not the hero we wanted,but the hero we deserved.
I forgive Tommy for coming off like a goddamn idiot every other time I’ve seen or heard him do absolutely anything.
I came.
I just want to add that we will have prison camps for racists
they will be forced to wear hemp, grow chickpeas, live on vegan diets.
we will blare really bad arabic pop music at them the whole time.
Put it this way: when even Tommy Lee has the moral high ground, you’re into some real dirt.
And this is the state of the world we’re in. Would totally eat at Lee’s vision of Chik-fil-a: they may keep the milkshakes but lose the sanctimony.
I know it’s just a tweet, but GOT DAMN did it feel cathartic to read.
The best part is that Motley Crue is one of those bands that you know Trumpsters blare while polishing their guns with their small peckers.
It’s always nice when he takes a break from spousal abuse to be woke and fight Orange Man.
Seems to me he could be Splinter’s editor-in-chief.
This truly hilarious! A bottled up and then exploded stream of semi-conscienceless that’s deliciously vengeful.
That was great, we all know who the trumpheads are now. So easy to spot them next year.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I think the syphilis got to his brain. Sheesh, why are liberals always so angry? Just please continue to fade into obscurity and be quiet.
This is pretty fucking amusing…
wtf I love motley crue now