While we’re on the subject of rehabilitating ’70s dad rock, when will The Doobie Brothers’ “What A Fool Believes” get its ironic postmodern revival? Folks, this song is a joy: It’s got what Beyond Yacht Rock’s JD Ryznar calls the “Doobie bounce,” a quirky yet smooth marriage of bleating bass and two-handed keyboard whose giddy toot feels like riding in a taffy boat bobbing through an ocean of cotton candy. It’s got the instantly recognizable talents of one Michael McDonald, whose vocals are performed in a key and at a register that, much like Toto’s “Africa,” make “What A Fool Believes” deceptively difficult to sing. (That just makes it more fun to holler along with.) It’s even got a devastating contrast between the cheerful music and bleak lyrics—catnip for cynical millennials! Let’s make this thing happen, online America! [Katie Rife]