Terrible albums by brilliant musicians

Even legends like David Bowie, Madonna, Prince, and U2 can put out subpar records. Here are major misfires by some of music's biggest names

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Terrible albums by brilliant musicians
Clockwise from top left: Metallica: St. Anger; David Bowie: Tonight; Queen: The Cosmos Rocks; Steve Nicks: The Other Side Of The Mirror; Aerosmith: Night In The Ruts; Kiss: Music From The Elder; Madonna: American Life; Mariah Carey: Glitter (all album cover images: Amazon) Graphic: Karl Gustafson

It happens, even to the best of them: Madonna, U2, David Bowie, Paul McCartney, Queen. Despite all their good intentions, even great musicians can deliver a dud from time to time. Usually, major acts have the instinct and craft to polish an average song until it’s listenable, so mediocre albums are a dime a dozen. What’s unusual are the records where an artist finds all their old tricks failing them, whether it’s due to personal problems, a poor choice of collaborators, or a misguided concept. Misfires like that are so rare that they wind up being memorable and worth noting—perhaps even celebrating. The albums that follow may not be a comprehensive list of the worst records ever made. Rather, it’s a collection of 40 albums that made an indelible impression by barreling the wrong way down the highway.

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Aerosmith - Remember (Walking In The Sand) (Audio)

Fast on their way to rock bottom, Aerosmith fractured during the recording of Night In The Ruts. Joe Perry left partway through the sessions and the band soldiered through, coming up with a record that swaps sleaze for sludge. While they try to shake things up with a cover of the classic girl group single “Remember (Walking In The Sand),” they sounds like they’re stuck in third gear. The title is fitting: sure, it’s spoonerism for “right in the nuts,” but it definitely sounds like the band is stuck in a rut.

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