Valar Morghulis. All men must die, and as predicted, the body count on Game Of Thrones is rising as the number of episodes before the finale shrinks. This week saw thousands of innocent bystanders burnt to ash on the flaming-hot BBQ grill of Daenerys Targaryen’s ambition—and quite a few named characters died as well. The Last War was a bloody one indeed, and with the fall of the House of Lannister comes your guide to the recently deceased.
Varys
Who died? Lord Varys, the Spider, the Master of Whisperers, advisor to five different rulers of Westeros and the sharpest wit in the Seven Kingdoms, Tyrion and the late Queen of Thorns excepted. Unlike those other two, Varys was not born into influence, but clawed his way up the ladder from his childhood as a slave across the narrow sea in Lys to a member of the Small Council of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros. In the interim, he was sold to a sorcerer who castrated him to use his genitals in a magical ritual, dumped onto the streets of Myr to die, and educated as a pickpocket before forming the clandestine spy network of servants, beggars, and assorted dirty children he affectionately referred to as his “Little Birds.”
He began his political career serving Daenerys’ father, “Mad King” Aerys II, and worked for all the assorted Baratheons and Lannisters in between before joining up with the woman who would end up being his final ruler, Daenerys Targaryen. He briefly attempted to serve Jon Snow instead by approaching Jon on the beach and begging him to take the Iron Throne for himself—an act that ultimately precipitated his downfall—but his true loyalty was to the common people of Westeros and beyond.
How did they die? Ironically, it was hearsay that killed the Master of Whisperers, as rumors of Varys’ betrayal had reached Daenerys before Tyrion showed up to tell her himself. Although not explicitly stated, it’s possible that Varys was attempting to poison Daenerys as well, as the last “little bird” we see on screen works in the kitchen at Dragonstone and Daenerys refused food for three days before Varys’ execution.
Shortly thereafter, Varys was arrested by Grey Worm and his men and taken to a cliff on the shores of Dragonstone, where Daenerys condemned him to death for treason before her assembled advisors and allies. From there, all it took was the magic word—“Dracarys”—and poor Varys was vaporized.
How shocking was it? Last week, Varys was set up for some sort of dramatic confrontation with Daenerys, although whether it would be of the self-immolating or regular old immolating sort wasn’t entirely clear. No one gives a speech about the common good on Game Of Thrones unless the end is near.
What does it mean for the show? With the show so close to its finish line, Varys’ death—as much as we loved him—means less than his final acts in life. When the Unsullied come to take Varys to his death, we see him burn a scrap of parchment upon which he was written the truth about Jon Snow’s parentage; Varys is composing a similar scroll in the opening scene of the episode, suggesting that he wrote a bunch of these and ravened them out to all the great houses of Westeros in the days before his death.
Euron Greyjoy
Who died? Euron Greyjoy, self-made king of the Iron Islands and a real insufferable bully, to be honest. Euron was not the smartest man, but he did have the headlong confidence of the intellectually untroubled, which served him well as a warrior.
Euron’s rise to power began with murdering his brother Balon back in season six, shoving him off of a bridge in the midst of a windstorm and throwing the Iron Islands into chaos. Although his nephew Theon—and, it should be noted, a sizable portion of the Iron Fleet—supported his niece Yara Greyjoy in her bid to replace her father on the Salt Throne, Euron was intent on taking power for himself, mocking his nephew and dismissing his niece’s claim on the basis of her gender. He then pulled out a bullshit story about marrying Daenerys Targaryen and conquering the Seven Kingdoms with their powers combined, prompting all the captains of the Iron Fleet to declare their loyalty to him.
Once crowned, Euron’s obsession with marrying a queen led him straight into the claws of Cersei Lannister, who secured the assistance of Euron and his fleet in the battle against Daenerys and the Starks with vague promises of marriage and a half-hearted invitation into her bed. She also told him that the baby she was carrying was his, and had they all survived, it probably would have taken him years to figure out that the math of the pregnancy pointed to a different father altogether.
How did they die? In a seemingly impromptu battle to the death with Jaime Lannister, who Euron stumbles upon after miraculously washing up at Tyrion’s secret getaway spot hidden underneath the Red Keep. He really ought to have died when Daenerys and Drogon sent his ship up in flames along with the rest of the Iron Fleet a few scenes earlier, but the show saved his demise for a knock-down, drag-out mud pit fight that saw both Jaime and Euron take a sword through the stomach. Jaime walked away, though, leaving Euron to bleed out right there on the beach with defiance in his heart and an insult on his lips.
How shocking was it? Euron was always a reckless idiot as well as an asshole, so him choosing to take a final stand that doubled as smug “stole your girl” taunting completely tracks.
What does it mean for the show? The one remaining Greyjoy, Yara, is alive and well on the Iron Islands, having wisely chosen to stay out of all this mess.
Sandor and Gregor Clegane
Who died? The brothers Sandor and Gregor Clegane, known as The Hound and The Mountain, whose mutual animosity began in childhood, when the viciously psychopathic Gregor burned half of Sandor’s face, leading to Sandor’s lifelong fear of fire. The occasion was also the first (that we know of) in a long history of Sandor’s abhorrent behavior, which included killing Elia Martell and her two children during Robert’s Rebellion. Sandor, on the other hand, emerged as an unlikely moral compass for the show, as he tried to help Sansa while she was tortured by Joffrey and went on to take a sort of guardianship over Arya, keeping her safe and, in this last episode, imploring her not to go down the same road he did, living a life only motivated by vengeance.
How did they die? It was an appropriately gnarly fight for these two soldiers of Westeros, especially once The Mountain’s post-Qyburn face was revealed to be a bloated, gruesome mask that matches his rotten personality. Despite a sword to the stomach and a dagger to the head, The Mountain still wouldn’t die, so The Hound, despite his brother’s now-signature move of attempting to smush his eyes out (he did the same to Oberyn Martell in season four), tackles him over the edge of the Red Keep, where they both fall the long ways down to the inferno below.
How shocking was it? CleganeBowl has been anticipated for years, so the eventual matchup is only shocking in that it gave fans what they’ve wanted for a long time, and did it well.
What does it mean for the show? These two characters were mostly relevant in terms of who they were protecting/fighting, with CleganeBowl the destiny for both. So their deaths don’t carry stakes for the final episode, unless it’s Arya taking to heart The Hound’s parting entreaty to avoid living life defined by revenge.
Cersei and Jaime Lannister
Who died? Cersei and Jaime Lannister, twins, lovers, and parents, whose incestuous love has been creepy, toxic, co-dependent, sweet, and weirdly affecting, with their love for each other giving them some of the most interesting character motivations and arcs of the whole series. Not that “The Bells” did much in the way of really building off their complex relationship—Jaime simply goes back to Cersei, not to confront her with her past actions, not to reckon with how he’s enabled her and how he’s been evil himself. Just to be with her so they leave the world the same way they entered it: together.
How did they die? The Red Keep collapsed on top of them as they found their escape route blocked.
How shocking was it? Cersei wasn’t long for this world, not after she killed Missandei and refused to surrender the Iron Throne to Daenerys. Jaime’s death is the more shocking one for its relative pointlessness—though dying with Cersei makes a poetic kind of sense, it doesn’t gel with his redemption arc.
What does it mean for the show? With Cersei gone, Daenerys must now deal with the fallout of going full Mad Queen on King’s Landing, something most of her allies are sure to feel is worse, in many ways, than anything Cersei did as queen. Jaime and Cersei’s deaths also mean Tyrion must reckon with the future of his house, and while he probably won’t mourn Cersei’s death, his relationship with Jaime was one of the show’s most rewarding relationships.
Harry Strickland
Who died? With all the carnage in this episode, you may have missed the death of Harry Strickland—a name that sounds like the greatest insurance agent in all of the Seven Kingdoms, but really belonged to the captain of the Golden Company. The Golden Company, as Cersei and Jaime discussed a few episodes back, was a mercenary army based across the narrow Sea in Essos that Cersei hired to assist in her final stand against Daenerys and her army. Harry was also the head of the House of Strickland, which was exiled from Westeros four generations ago after taking the side of the bastard king Daemon I Blackfyre in the inter-Targaryen civil war known as Blackfyre’s Rebellion, as well as the dude who neglected to bring Cersei her elephants.
How did they die? Skewered through the back by Grey Worm after Drogon and Daenerys’ surprise breach of the wall of King’s Landing threw the Golden Company into chaos. That prompted a big old “fuck this” from Strickland, who turned to flee before meeting Grey Worm’s spear a few seconds later.
How shocking was it? We thought he was a fourth-tier Lannister for a minute when he first appeared in this episode, so—who now?
What does it mean for the show? We hope that Cersei paid up front, but knowing her, she probably didn’t.
Qyburn
Who died? Qyburn: former maester, Varys’ replacement as Master of Whispers on Cersei’s Small Council, then Hand of the Queen, faithful to his queen to the very end. Qyburn was one of the more interesting side characters. Stripped of his maester chains for unethical experimentation, he was a great healer, helping cure Jaime’s infected arm after his hand was severed; that same talent was put to arguably less moral ends when he brought The Mountain back from certain death, transforming him into a unkillable monster in the process. After accompanying Jaime to King’s Landing, he ingratiated himself with Cersei, gaining a seat on her Small Council, advising her through her trial with the High Sparrow, and using Varys’ former army of “little bird” street children to his own ends, including having them place candles in spilled wildfire and setting them on his rival, Maester Pycelle.
How did they die? Perhaps the most comically unceremonious death this whole show has produced, Qyburn’s demise came from The Mountain seeing his brother and promptly abandoning his duty to Cersei and his loyalty to Qyburn—something Qyburn of all people should have seen coming, really, considering Qyburn was The Mountain’s prisoner at Harrenhal way back in season three, when The Mountain had all his prisoners put to death, which Qyburn survives, then gets what could be seen as revenge by turning The Mountain into a sentient zombie, though he never shows any animosity toward the man. At any rate, The Mountain never had any honor, so abandoning his post and shoving Qyburn out of his way to get to his brother is very in character.
How shocking was it? Qyburn’s demise was shockingly abrupt and pretty humorous in the grand scale of the episode, as his brother’s appearance seems to snap him back to his old self—someone who doesn’t care about Cersei or the fact that the Red Keep is disintegrating around him, and picks up Qyburn and throws him hard against the rubble when he gets in his way.
What does it mean for the show? Cersei’s whole political circle died with her, extinguishing all their various motivations and storylines.
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Dany’s Characterization S1-S7
the part where she was determined to get what was “hers”, no matter the cost?
More the part where she gets what is “hers”, and then decides to lay waste to it anyway.
The part where after getting what was hers (the city surrendering to her after crushing most of the Lannister forces), and faced with a clear cut path to revenge (attacking the keep directly, with civilian casualties of Cerseis human shields below the keep); she instead decides to strafe random parts of KL which are full of civilians and surrendered soldiers (all while initially ignoring the Red Keep, and give cersei some time to almost escape).
Nah, she took the non-sacking/non-razing route before in Essos, and it took about 2 weeks before insurgencies against her foreign-ness (so to speak) ramped up. She opted not to make the same mistake this time.
When has she ever shown that willingness to mass kill civilians and the weak rather than using her dragons against the powerful and the slave owners?
She’s never had to kill civilians before. They loved her when she killed bad guys, but now they don’t love her, so now she needs to kill civilians to inspire fear. Also she hates them because they don’t love her. This is not hard to fathom.
Yeah, she got what was “hers,” and then…immediately burned it all down. That’s, to put it charitably, less than consistent.
There have been many burnings by her over the years and not all of them are justified…
I think this would be an appropriate reaction to Last of the Starks:
If you weren’t expecting Dany’s heel turn, you haven’t been paying attention.
Foreshadowing is not character building. Why should I expect her to indiscriminately kill civilians when she’s never shown that before?
I think that is the one problem I have with Dany’s arc. I have no problem with her choosing to reign through fear; that is a perfectly cromulent choice for a medieval ruler. Dany’s drive to rule Westeros no mater what has been well established. But we have never seen her slaughter innocents to achieve her goal. I think if they had just put in one instance where she had let her forces sack a city, innocents be damned, or that she had attack innocents with some sort of justification in her mind, last night would have worked much better. Hell, have her slaughter a bunch of Northmen or Wildlings with her dragon in either the fight at the wall or the Battle of Winterfell (“I had to do it, there was no other choice!”) would have given us something more than just foreshadowing. And, while it had been discussed in the past, having a least one scene with her advisers (ideally Tyrion and Varys together in agreement, although throwing in Davos and Jorah would be even better) warning her that slaughtering people with her foreign army would make any rule by her unstable and invite constant mutiny would have been nice in the last few episodes, especially if Dany would then reject that advice (“they will see us as liberators”). Dany’s turn hardly threw me out of the show, but it could have been done better.
other than all the times she wanted to burn king’s landing but was talked out of it by advisors?
“other than all the times she wanted to burn king’s landing but was talked out of it by advisors?”That was always in the sense of collateral damage.Dany “I must take that city. I will attack immediately with everything I’ve got!”Tyrion “But innocents will die if you do that. Let’s get them to surrender instead.”Dany “That’s a better idea. Let’s try that .”However instead we just got:Tyrion “You blew up the crossbows! The garrison surrendered! The city is yours! Cersei is in that tower over there. Go and get her!”Dany “I need to burn the city first.”Tyrion “… what? Why?”Dany “Er… revenge? Sort of? Also, I am evil now.”
You seem to be ignoring that she has lost two of the people who were her moral compass, in the worst circumstances, Jorah and Missandei. Also she thinks her own people are turning against her (because they are) so, yeah, she freaked the fuck out. Like in any war, from the distance you can’t see who you are killing, they’re just the enemy.
She has previously shown that she doesn’t need someone else to be her moral compass. She has shown mercy, or helped the downtrodden, occasionally when it went against what her advisors suggested. She has been shown to often start with a destructive decision, knowing it will get her what she wants, but will cause lots of suffering, and be easily persuaded against it by someone who shows her a better idea.This episode was not one of those decisions, because it gave her nothing. It shows that she now suddenly doesn’t have a moral compass, and is a completely different character than the one who always went out of her way to free slaves or whatever.And yeah, she could see exactly what she was doing. It showed from her POV that she could see the red cloak‘s swords on the ground, she knows what the ringing bells are signalling, and that anyone not wearing a red cloak down there is a civilian.This heel turn is done purely for plot and is inconsistent with her character. A few frustrated boasts about melting her enemies in the last few series does not translate or lead up to what the character has just done.It’s the only problem I have with the episode. I have no problem with Jaime going back (narratively unsatisfying, but entirely in keeping with the shittier side of his character), Arya losing her nerve at the last minute (we know she is not entirely the cold ninja she appears to have become), or Varys being unusually blatant about plotting (he has given up, and I doubt the lords of Westeros really care too much about blood claims).But the central character decision in this episode did not work.
They may not have been “civilians” in the way you’re using the term, but she did burn up all the khal’s widows for . . . having societal rules she didn’t like?
I only remember her burning up the Khals. Everyone else left with her.
Yeah, it was the khals themselves, not the (former) khaleesis (? if that’s the proper plural; I’m sure I can look it up but I don’t wanna). Still, even though they weren’t civilians, she burned up a bunch of people because she didn’t like their retirement plan, basically.
She burned a handful of people in order to lead the entirety of the Dothraki. Not saying it’s an ethical or positive decision, but it’s one of many that fits with her motives.
Nah. If you expected it, you haven’t. Name me another time she burned an innocent on purpose. I’ll wait here for you.
rickon tarly
That’s “Dickon”, and she gave him the option of not burning. He chose to stay and become a human kebab. Bitches need to learn not to do shit like that. She learned them.
is the disconnect that other people think serve me or die is not the sign of a tyrant? serve me or be jailed? ok. serve me or be stripped of all titles and lands? ok. but serve me or die? come on. nothing says hello i’m a murderous tyrant like that ultimatum. and by the reactions in-show you can tell the people of westeros thought so too.
It’s war, dude…and it’s called “surrender”. It’s how you make the jump from combatant to non-combatant. If you don’t, then you need killing.
so you think in war, killing prisoners of war who don’t switch allegiances is morally ok. huh.
What Dany didn’t realize was that Dickon and Randyll were able to win the war by dying horribly. Turning westeros against the Targaryens through a Sam -> Jon(Aegon) connection.
(spits out milk)Dickon?!?
You simple twat.
I just love the continuous condescension of smartasses telling everyone who’s disappointed in how D&D rushed to finish an eight-season story with sloppy writing and unearned turns that they’re fucking idiots. I just LOVE IT.
If you weren’t expecting Dany’s heel turn, you haven’t been paying attention.
Its not that it wasn’t expected, the turn was going to happen, but there is a difference between seeing her character gradually broken by the events in Westeros and her just going “OK I can set asside my vengence and the city being handed to me for 20min to squeeze in some quick child burning”
“Fear it is”
What show were you watching?
You mean the characterization of a spoiled rich girl who has always been told something was hers(even if it wasn’t) and then got three dragons and decided to go take it. Dany has had swings up and down in her personality and this is a swing down for sure, but it’s hardly the first time she has shown signs of being far more concerned with getting the throne then any of the common folks she claims to want to be the savior of.
But they surrendered (both the common folk and the bulk of the Lannister army) and seemingly had the throne basically in hand, save the subset of civilians in/around the keep. Then instead of going directly to the throne/Cersei for vengeance (which would be her character) at the expense of the civilians in the keep, she INSTEAD decided to perform strafing runs on random portions of the city filled with civilians.Dany was basically “Stannis with Dragons” for most of the series, but then they decided to go “j/k she’s actually Joffrey with Dragons” in the span of 1.5 episodes.
I disagree but you are entitled to your opinion
Fair enough.
Jamie’s Character Arc S1-7
I still remember when she ordered Varys to kill her if she turned evil…He really should have said I was only doing what you ordered me to do.
Did you mention the biggest casualty: logical consistency and decent writing?
The writing died years ago:
https://www.avclub.com/adult-swim-aired-an-in-memoriam-for-game-of-thrones-1798539409
That died already.
That died a long time ago.
Died the moment Benioff and Weiss caught up with GRRM and were exposed as two of THE WORST storytellers in the history of television.
50th time I’ve read that joke today between the various articles on this site by like 30 different commenters. You’re not clever.