In case anyone wants to know what the “gross” injury is without watching the video: his vocal cords were bleeding.I apologize if that was just too nauseating to read. Hopefully you have some ginger ale or chamomile tea handy.
But he’s the Demon of Screamin’! Well, guess now he’s the Executive of Exsanguination! (Sorry, I looked it up, there’s not a lot of synonyms for bleeding that rhyme. There’s just not that many synonyms for bleeding .period.)
Please, please, please stop the AV Club video onslaught. I see a story that piques my interest….and it’s a f’n video. I will not watch it on a plane, I will not watch it on a train. It’s just getting seriously sad how unbelievably stupid this site has become.
PS I know full well this comment will still be pending and greyed out 3 years from now.
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I suspect our definitions of “gross” differ wildly.
X2 what a stupid title
They just meant he suffered 144 separate injuries.
Good job getting Tyler to stop singing, doctor, but you’re 53 years too late.
MEAN
He should be rooming with Masterson.
In case anyone wants to know what the “gross” injury is without watching the video: his vocal cords were bleeding.I apologize if that was just too nauseating to read. Hopefully you have some ginger ale or chamomile tea handy.
Thanks a lot. I was nowhere near my fainting couch, so now I’ve cracked my skull on the floor.
But he’s the Demon of Screamin’! Well, guess now he’s the Executive of Exsanguination!
(Sorry, I looked it up, there’s not a lot of synonyms for bleeding that rhyme. There’s just not that many synonyms for bleeding .period.)
Thanks, I came to the comments to avoid the vid
The fact that Tyler didn’t permanently blow out his vocal cords decades ago is already pretty amazing.
It’s crazy!
Aerosmith postpones shows after Steven Tyler suffers pretty gross injuryYou’re welcome.
Steven Tyler suffers pretty
I had the same thought!
Why do all aging male rock stars end up looking like old lesbians?
His vocal cords are saying “farewell!”
Here I was clicking this link and expecting he suffered a compound fracture of the fibia while onstage or something.
My money was on fractured penis.
I’m not sure if you meant “fibula” or “tibia.” Maybe both!
I meant tibia but by the time I realized the error I couldn’t edit. Thankfully I’m not in medicine.
As long as it keeps him from singing The Star Spangled Banner again.
He wanted his vocals to sound like Jimi Hendrix’s guitar.
Grosser than becoming legal guardian to an underage girl so you can ship her across the country, get her pregnant, and force her to get an abortion?
Please, please, please stop the AV Club video onslaught. I see a story that piques my interest….and it’s a f’n video. I will not watch it on a plane, I will not watch it on a train. It’s just getting seriously sad how unbelievably stupid this site has become.
PS I know full well this comment will still be pending and greyed out 3 years from now.