If you live an intense White Claw lifestyle , it looks like Spokane, Washington might be your next travel destination. Nevermind the city’s absolutely terrifying law enforcement introduced by Headlong’s Running from COPS podcast. This city has a goddamn ski lodge build up entirely of White Claw cases. Sure, it’s fake and located inside of a grocery store, but you can literally walk inside this faux-ski lodge and twirl around in awe as you completely submit yourself to the hard seltzer flavorings of watered-down Ruby Grapefruit or Mango, as an entourage of your friends can help you pick out a case of America’s favorite subtly tasting alcoholic beverage.
The ski lodge is undoubtedly impressive and comes equipped with an electric heater, is dressed in fake snow, bears a sign that points to the direction of the variety of flavors White Claw has to offer, and hilariously, was built by employees at a Safeway with no direction from upper management or the hard seltzer company themselves. That’s some true devotion to the Claw we’ve only seen in the Pacific Northwest. Good job, Washington.
[Via Geekologie]
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I hate this fucking planet so much.
Are there White Claw Nazis yet? You’re not an official brand movement in the US until you’ve got Nazis associating themselves with you.
Its a big drink of choice for football tailgates around the country so yes .
At the very least, can we just assume that people who drink White Claw are nazis? That way we have good reason to dislike them.
I barely know what this fucking swill is. My days of getting inebriated on something that comes in an aluminum can are long behind me.
I feel sorry for you that you have lost joy in your life. I’d offer you a beer, but I don’t think it would get to your lips through all that snobbery.
I’ve got plenty of joy in my life. It’s just that none of it comes in a can, and that’s got nothing to do with snobbery. Sorry I don’t give much of a shit about your supermarket funny water that you continue to buy because Instagram tells you to.
The large majority of craft brews are canned for cost reasons. Unless you only drink straight off the tap from a glass. In which case, snobbery again comes into play.Not every can a Bud Light holds.
I don’t drink ANY of that shit. The container isn’t the question.
You’ve moved on to plastic jugs?
Not since your mom died.
The mortician said they would take 10,000 years to biodegrade. So in a way she’ll always be around.
Almost as old as she once was.
Whoah,edgy brah.
I like how they have a heater sitting on cardboard filled alcohol. Classy.
Oh c’mon White Clawdge was right there.
This year’s first nominee for the whitest thing I’ve ever seen.
I’m white, that shit is translucent. God, this site sucks.
As a European , what the fork is a white claw?… …never mind , looked it up …Jesus! What is WRONG with you people??
What the fuck kind of candy-ass European shithole are you from where alcoholic seltzer water is really THAT offensive?
So sorry, but fuck you, this is the only terribly decorated ski lodge I’m interested in.