Conservative pundits do not like it when the Mouse Woman wears pants
The wanton liberal de-sexification of corporate mascots continues unabated
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Mere days after an already exhausted nation was forced to begin judging the Green M&M based on her credentials instead of her inarguably smokin’ hot physique, the woke corporate overlords responsible for such Orwellian censorship as admitting the story of Snow White could (maybe, possibly) use some modernization are now forcing their mouse-woman into pants.
Conservatives refuse to stay silent on the matter. “No more,” the pundits wailed into Wednesday’s wintry evening airtime. “Not the Rat Lady. We draw the cultural line at the sexpot rodentess.”
“Let me just tell you…it goes back to what they did with the M&M’s and now they are making [Ms. Mouse Person] more masculine,” they warned us during a major news network’s show. We choose not to name anyone involved in the primetime segment, because we are sure they shrieked their concerns about a human-sized girl mouse wearing pants out of pure concern for America’s wellbeing, and not due to any kind of manufactured outrage.
“They are trying to destroy the fabrics of our society pretending that there are issues,” the guest commentator continued without a trace of irony. “This is so everybody looks over here… don’t look at inflation… the world is going forward because we have got her in a pantsuit.”
The new, socially cancerous attire was designed by Stella McCartney in honor of a Paris theme park’s 30th anniversary, and is scheduled to only be worn by the Mouse Woman in France for the month of March, after which time she will presumably be allowed to return to her proper, gendered skirt just as God intended.
Thank you, conservative allies, for bringing attention to the Mouse Chick’s filthy, filthy pantsuit.
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Grown ass adults who care about how a cartoon mouse dresses, buncha friggen weirdos yeesh!
Yeah… This whole episode is revealing… something. No idea what, but it gives me the creeps.
You are just a furryphobe. Be more tolerant!
Including jawas?
I don’t have anything against Jawas. The ones across the street seem very well-mannered and articulate. It’s just that most of them are always stealing stuff or spraying graffiti that I can’t even read all over the place. Plus, have you seen the rates of Jawa on Jawa crime?
Disgusting creatures!
Those damn Jawas, they drive around listening to raps and shoot all the jobs!
I prefer the Dink-Dinks!
Do they have fur?
Oooh-TEE-nee, baby!
Someone hasn’t watched the latest (EXTREMELY baffling) episode of The Book of Boba Fett! Seriously, it’s like a train derailing into a garbage fire.
Guilty as charged. I need to get back into it; I read from the reviews that it actually is getting better (whether or nor furry jawas contribute to that). Is it at least an entertaining garbage fire if that’s what it is?
It’s only “getting better” in the sense that episode 5 does not feature any characters from TBOBF, except one, who shows up in the last 30 seconds. The entire episode follows our old friend Din Djarin, doing a bunch of stuff that has absolutely nothing to do with anything happening in TBOBF. At all. It’s basically the first episode of The Mandalorian season 3. (And half the episode wastes a bunch of time on something that should never even have been shot.)
In that sense, it’s better than the first four eps of TBOBF because even though The Mandalorian has tons of narrative and storytelling and character problems, it’s still less stupid than TBOBF. But it’s not great. We kept having to pause it to shriek “WHY IS THIS HAPPENING???”
Especially Jawas. But especially Bart.
That, in its original form, is one *the* great line deliveries, up there with “By Grabthar’s hammer………what a savings”
They’re running in reverse. Currently at “women wearing trousers is indecent”, they’ll soon hit “reading novels is immoral”, “close dancing, e.g. the waltz is indecent” and then “women must keep their head covered at all times”
Fox News is such theater. You think Candace Owens gives a rat’s ass if Minnie Mouse wears pants or not when the cameras are off? There is no embarassing length these people will not go to in order to pander to the uneducated malcontents, so that they’ll keep voting to protect the interests of rich people. I know it’s far from anything new, but it never fails to make my skin crawl.
Candace Owens believed in racism when it benefitted her in college lol but as soon as those right-wing checks started rolling in, she sold her skin color out immediately
Remember when she defended Charlie Kirk slandering her family by saying they were alcoholic welfare recipients?
Next up she’ll be the new editor of Teen Vogue…
Speaking of rat’s ass…
Glad my silly little jokes are being noticed!
Candace’s entire act is just that. She doesn’t believe a word she says, writes, or tweets—-its all a giant grift.Normally I would say—go ahead, milk the ignorant dry, but the unfortunate reality of the situation is we end up with Jan. 6s.
Yeah, I mean, she’s a conservative pundit, financed by corporate think tanks. One is one too many, yet there’s an ocean of them.I’m not sure why you would normally say that, though, because violence and insanity is normally the logical conclusion of milking the ignorant dry.
It will not always result in the storming of the Capitol, but that is just the tip of the iceberg anyway. Feeding outrage and misinformation to the emotionally malnourished will always yield results that are bad for everyone (except for the rich who could give a fuck).
“I’m not sure why you would normally say that, though, because violence and insanity is normally the logical conclusion of milking the ignorant dry.”That’s exactly what i’m saying. If ignorant people could be milked dry of money without the violent uprisings that inevitably result with a political grift, I would sit back and laugh.I guess for the person who is never going to change their mind anyways, and is not going to be incited to violence or oppression, milk away, Ms. Owens.
I wonder if pretending to be upset about a cartoon mouse’s attire takes some special effort. “This is an assault on our country’s values … damnit, straight face, straight face … This is an … I swear I’ll get this down before broadcast.”
Nah, she’s a pro. She can bullshit in her sleep.
Especially since she’s voicing her outrage over a Minnie Mouse pantsuit WHILE WEARING A PANTSUIT!
““This is so everybody looks over here… don’t look at inflation… the world is going forward because we have got her in a pantsuit.””
Yep. Guaranteed that Biden put Disney and Stella up to this in the aftermath of his “hot mic” moment. It’s so obvious!
Pictured: Candace Owens, trying to destroy the fabric of society, in the presence of Donald Trump.
who the fuck sits like that all the fucking time? I have never once seen him sit like a normal man with his legs crossed. Is he too fat? Can he not lift his leg up over the other one? If he did, would he topple over? The man is a bundle of curdling awfulness.
I’ve seen that sitting position before. His weight is pitched forward so that his his bulk is not weighing on his anus. It’s hemmorhoids.
No, he sits like that all the time because he’s a moron. He’s leaning forward like an impatient kid who’d rather be anywhere than where he is right now.
jesus fucking christ I did NOT need to know that. But, on the other hand, fuck that guy, I’m glad he has hemorrhoid’s!
“It’s an absolute casserole down there.”
“Like a bowl of spaghetti”
It’s also the fat man sitting in a fancy chair never designed to support that much weight position.
It’s hemmorhoids.
I sincerely do hope so.
Yup. I’m also sure the guy has sciatica as well given how he walks.But he also practices that asshole “power” body language thing. Leaning forward into people’s faces like some chav trying to intimidate you into giving your wallet without a fight.
I don’t think there’s a single thing he knows how to do like a normal human being. He’s so lacking in connection to the rest of the species that even the most basic things are a mystery to him.
He is the most repulsive human I think I have ever seen. Sure, there have been more awful, hideous and horrible people who have done unspeakable things, but he just makes my skin crawl.
Back when he was president, I would occasionally try to watch him giving speeches or whatever so I could stay informed, because I was aware that second-hand reporting on Trump could be hyperbolic (in either direction) and I wanted to be sure I knew what was actually said. But I couldn’t do it. Watching Trump speak is actually viscerally unpleasant; I’d get a physical reaction against it. The only way I can absorb anything the man says is by reading transcripts.
And why does he shape his hands to look like a vagina? Who does that?
To be fair, two people sitting in dining room chairs across from each other with no table between them is an awkward set up. I did some job interviews with this basic arrangement, and had no idea where to put my hands, what to do with my legs, etc. I’d like to think I looked a lot less weird than Trump does here, but I may be fooling myself.
he probably sits on his gold toilet like this, his every sinew straining to deposit those dry, itchy big mac shits.
Woah, I weigh 10 kilos more than I am supposed to. I can’t cross my legs either. Please, don’t body shame.
I added about 30 lbs due to covid, I am 6ft and now weight about 240. I can still sit normally.
Congratulations to you. Not all can. That doesn’t affect my politics whatsoever. Complain about his assholery all you want. I will join you. Leave bodies out of it.
Best part of that interview was her daring to contradict Trump because he wasn’t being Trumpy enough for her anti-vax narrative.
The best part of that interview was that they are both inched incrementally closer to death while it took place.
It is, in theory, a “power move” to sit like that instead of sitting back in a chair. The idea is to lean forward and project aggression and make the other person feel intimidated.It doesn’t work for Trump because very few of his “power moves” that he thinks make him so amazing work on normal humans.
Just a bunch of performative outrage. Moving on …
I’m pretty sure this isn’t even the first time Minnie’s worn pants. I’m almost certain she’s worn pants in the CGI Mickey Mouse stuff for kids in the last decade and I’d be unsurprised if she hasn’t worn them before that even.
I quit wearing dresses after a certain age too.My testicles hang too low. Unsightly.
First the Green M&M, now this. What the hell an I supposed to jerk off to?
Used to be all a man needed for a good time was his hand and a highly detailed picture of an anthropomorphic mouse lady in a dress NOW LOOKIT WHAT YOU WENT AND DONE!
We’ll always have the pantless duck.
or the Deadly Duck
You could go meta and start jerking off to their outrage.
I might try that. I’m getting jaded.
I mean, I imagine these pundits are jerking to their own outrage. Certainly it’s difficult to imagine them getting aroused to anything involving human intimacy.
Tucker’s frozen pot pies?
Jesus, the warm apple pies don’t do it for you anymore?
Joe Biden better think again if he thinks this constant barrage of socialism is going stop me from jerking it to cartoons.
“Listen Jack! Nobody said you can’t jerk! Just don’t be a jerk when you jack, Jack!”
Ask Tuckyo Rose what he’s jerkin’ to and go with that.
It’s a big internet, you can find something.
“What the hell an I supposed to jerk off to?”The military and the concept of freedom. If it helps, visualise Freedom as a blonde woman with truly massive cans.
Like all good red-blooded Americans, you’re just left with The Second Amendment.
The Second Amendment AND THE FLAG, Commie!!
Of course, I’m sorry, I had forgotten that we amended the Flag Code to allow its use as a masturbatory aid.Carry on.
Donald is still pantsless!
There’s always Erin the E-surance girl (who was retired because rule34 content outpaced actual company links on Google)
Isn’t it obvious? A smoking AK-47.
I’ve been to a lot of the Liberal Meetings they hold at Soros’s house, and I don’t recall the wardrobe of the green M&M or Minnie Mouse ever being on the agenda. I wonder if they have considered these changes are not the result of liberal protestations about sexy anthropomorphic “women,” but of big companies with marketing personnel trying to justify their salaries looking to get more people to like, pay attention to, and maybe consume, their products. You know, capitalism, that thing conservatives love. Also, not to kink shame, but if I wanted to fuck a cartoon mouse and a shelled-chocolate candy this much, I’d probably keep it to myself.
Minnie wearing a pantsuit looks weird, but whatever.Black polka dots on a dark blue suit, however? Absolutely terrible.
Yeah, that thing’s hideous.
It doesn’t look like a pantsuit, it looks like pajamas.
Ooh, when you phrase it like that, it’s sexier than her dress. This is what she wears in bed with Mickey!
But you’re not questioning her right to wear it, right?
No, just her choices in that fashion. Solid red is a classic for a reason.
What’s next? Is she going to wear white after Labor Day?!
There was a terrible British comedy series years ago – I genuinely can’t remember the name – but it was basically like a parody of Biography and Behind the Music and the only remotely funny running gag they had was mocking Stella McCartney’s bad fashion designs that are just basic clothes (or burlap sacks worn as dresses) with “My Dad’s Paul McCartney” printed on them.
I only ever saw bits of this when I was round a mate’s house but I suspect this is Star Stories with Kevin Bishop and friends.
Green M&M lady? Wear hightops for all I care. Minnie Mouse? You wear your Hilary Clinton pantsuit gurl! But if any of you suggest that Jessica Rabbit needs to wear anything else than what she’s wearing…we got a beef.
Um. You know that happened right? She got a pretty neat detective outfit for Roger Rabbit Car Toon Spin.
You shut your dirty whore mouth! You poop mouth!
Nothing would look better on Jessica Rabbit than what she wears now. Nothing.
Jessica Rabbit can wear what she likes, but if that hair is ever moved and we see both of her eyes at once, I will burn this city to the ground.
Mouse in pants?! I can’t fap to THIS!
Was it a modest mouse? Johnny Marr really enjoyed playing with you!
Not with that attitude you can’t.
“This is so everybody looks over here… don’t look at inflation… the world is going forward because we have got her in a pantsuit.”It was near the tail end of a an exhausting meeting Joe Biden was having with his closest political advisors. On the screen were a number of graphs showing the country headed in the wrong direction. Inflation, going up. Violent crime, going up. Socialism, going up. Non-white people in the country, going up. This administration was in trouble, and everyone knew it. Worse, everyone knew what needed to be done to save his presidency, but no one wanted to say it. Because everyone knew the first person to suggest it would live in infamy, and who knew how history would judge this decision? It had to be Joe, who sought the office in the first place. So after Kamala nudged him awake, he looked around the room. He saw the looks on their faces. Grimly, he said “Now’s the time if ever there was a time. Minnie Mouse, in a pantsuit, no later than the end of January.” And he walked out. After he left, everyone took a beat to compose themselves and confront the grave task they had been given. While, of course, the room was full of godless communists, in light of the horror of what they were about to unleash upon the good Americans of the world, you’d have to think more than a few prayers were said among these atheists. But apparently there was no crisis of conscious, or at least not one big enough to prevent them from throwing themselves headlong into the task they had been appointed to: Destroying America by making Minnie Mouse, a fake cartoon mouse, temporarily unfuckable.
I loled at “Socialism, going up,” and then spent way too much time imagining a scenario where someone is saying something like, “Look at these numbers, socialism is at 7.5 and last month it was only 6.2!”
And exactly how can one in on this Socialism rally? Investors want to know.
I would say “short the Dow” but the real truth is all the big companies would find a way to profit from socialism too.
It’s publicly traded under SLM. I invested early right after the IPO.
You’d think Kinja would be broken enough by now to let me give this more than one star, but unfortunately not.
“This is so everybody looks over here… don’t look at inflation.”One must at least appreciate the irony of using airtime to cover Ms. Mouse’s change of attire and at the same time complaining that the change of attire is to to distract from more important issues that should be covered. Mission accomplished I suppose?
To be fair, the ‘OMG INFLATION!’ coverage is really bad also.
Ah, yes, inflation, or, “Companies don’t want to raise worker wages in the pandemic, but will make consumers pay more so the blame can be put on those workers for prioritizing their life expectancy over $7.25 an hour.”
What’s going on with the talk of inflation that seems to be popping up lately?
(It’s not inflation, either)
“They knew this would enrage us and get us to talk about it nonstop, so its ALL THEIR FAULT!”
“Please pay attention to the man behind the curtain.”
Oh the humanity!! What’s next, pants on Winnie the Pooh!?!
The craziest part is they win with this nonsense.
They are upset that sexiness by their definitions are under attack, women in any form are meant to be sexy but quiet, unless they are on Fox News.It’s funny how they are focused on decisions made by corporations about characters and mascots are destroying and distracting from politics, who are finding ways to make the woman second as quick as they can.It’s gross.
The real irony here is that none of the infotainment talking heads at Fox are wearing pants under those big desks.It’s how Rupert and Roger wanted it.
They can’t wear pants. They can’t stand in for Jews in a parable. What are mice allowed to do?
I’m anticipating their future outrage over diversity because Minnie and Mickey are both black and there’s nary a white mouse to be found in the Disney world. In fact there’s hasn’t been a white mouse as a major animated character since Ignatz from the early 20th century.Cut the righteous indignation.
They’re probably white mice in blackface though. The gloves they wear are part of a minstrel show outfit.
Aren’t Pinky and the Brain mice? And the whole plot to take over the world sounds like something FoxNews would approve of…
Are Pinky and The Brain from an alternative timeline? NARF!
This guy would like a word
Why would you want to call in Bucky O’Hare?
Die.
They can rescue orphan girls.
They’re allowed to put on little jamborees after the shopkeeper closes up for the night.
Next in your car filter box?
Oh. Pyjamas.
And I thought the M&M kerfuffle was jaw-droppingly stupid. This is, as the article points out, a limited-time outfit swap for a certain anniversary at *one* Disneyland location. Disney isn’t out to make Minnie a sexless, genderless inkblot character.And yet, Trumpers and farther-right extremists will eat this up and believe it’s the gospel truth, and when liberals and moderate mock them for it they’ll take it as more evidence that they’re being oppressed for doing what’s right, and the conscienceless right-wing media will move on to the next “outrage” before anyone really has time to think about this one, and……dammit, I’m back to being as pitch-black depressed as I was over the weekend.
If you want to feel better — the green M&M stunt was designed to distract us from the parent company getting taken to court for child slavery, and it worked.
Why is it no matter when you pause a FOX clip the people on screen seem to always have the same baffled expression.
I have trouble laughing at this shit because then my dad comes over to visit and guess what he’s gonna wanna bitch about.
i work with an elderly couple in their home & am thus exposed to daytime fox news programs. i have yet to hear them say one thing about jan. 6. they also do not say anything about trump. it’s so funny!
I think Republican members of Congress should choose a day for them all to dress in traditional Minnie Mouse garb to show solidarity in their deeply held beliefs in conservatism and traditional values.ALL the members.
And make sure it’s not on a day that Kyrsten Sinema just happened to wear her Minnie Mouse costume because she thinks it looks good.
They’re turned the fabrics of our society into a pantsuit! NotMyMinnie
If it was the other way around, they would be whining about making Minnie too sexy.
Fox News pundits are like soccer players diving.
the thing I love most about Jesse Watters is that his mother hates him
I generally like Stella McCartney’s designs but this one is HIDEOUS.
What’s terrible is that they get it half right (as they generally do). It IS all a big sham. It’s just a sham because Disney wants to make a few extra bucks making hamhanded corporate paeans to wokeness, not because Minnie wearing pants distracts *Real Americans (TM)* from inflation, as if Disney’s PR unit would give a flying fuck about that.
They are literally so vain they think the mouse’s pants are about them. Anything to make everything about their little pet peeves. Fucking conspiracy in CARTOON MOUSE PANTS? Panderers complaining about panderers.
Didn’t we settle the whole “women wearing pants” outrage debate in the 60s? Did we not cover rodent women then too?
That’s why intersectionality is so important. That thing about women only earning 63c for every dollar a man makes? Well for mice women, it’s only 49c. Think about that!
So much of the right wing kultur angst is still just backwash from the sixties. And apparently some of it is still reaction to the New Deal.
If you can’t jack it to Minnie in trousers you’re a weakling.
Joke’s on them, because I think she’s hotter this way.
This latest manufactured outrage coming around the same time as the Tennessee school board banning Maus because of a scene with naked mice just reminds you of what a joke so much of this country has become…or has always been.
Gotta stop calling them “conservative pundits”. Sounds too legit.
They’re opinionators. At best.
Before you know it, Minnie will be allowed to vote! The times, they are a-changin!’!
Coservatives want the Green M&M and Minnie Mouse to be sexy. Everyone else wants new bridges so that the old ones don’t collapse.
Do they have to pay Disney to write Minnie Mouse, or is it supposed to be funny, or what?
Minnie Mouse is not a Rat Lady. Mice are not rats.While we’re (I’m) on the subject, King Kong is not a monkey, and nor are any of the apes in Planet of the Apes. I know the English translation of the original novel’s title was Monkey Planet (in the UK at least) but still, not monkeys.
I’ll say she’s exactly as sexy as she was before and leave it at that.
I always knew these Republicans were ratfuckers.
As a parent of small children who watch Disney Junior constantly, I confess to being confused why Minnie and Daisy are wearing high heels. Maybe someone could look into that.I have a lot of strong opinions about a show for 3-year-olds. I will now list them and