Don’t worry, you can still smell like Johnny Depp

Depp has signed a seven-figure contract to represent Dior cologne, Sauvage

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  • akhippo-av says:

    Or, for free, go up to an unhoused dude and sniff his crotch. 

  • rachelmontalvo-av says:

    Eau de Jack Sparrow.

  • nilus-av says:

    Ah yes,  just what a cologne company wants their smell to be associated with  an alcoholic and chronic drug abuser who’s known for not showering and pissing themselves. 

  • milligna000-av says:

    That last commercial they made was fucking hilarious. He looked like such a pathetic goon.

  • slbronkowitzpresents-av says:

    Well, there goes my career as the world’s foremost Johnny Depp Celebrity Smell-a-like.

  • decgeek-av says:

    He working on a new fragrance with them; Amber.  It smells like fresh linen and poo. 

  • futuressobright-av says:

    The first ad Depp was featured in for this cologne was withdrawn because it was sorta racist–Sauvage is a French word historically used as a slur against Native North Americans, who were prominently featured in stereotypical garb alongside the white Tonto actor. … this one is a bit more subtle, but still makes be a bit uneasy.

  • heathmaiden-av says:

    I have been finding it deeply (and inappropriately) ironic that the cologne he’s representing is “Sauvage.” For those of you who don’t speak French, yes, that translates to exactly what you think it does: savage. 😬

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