There's a disturbing item in Rush & Molloy's column at the New York Daily News about a possible sex tape involving ex-Saved By The Bell star-turned-Wisconsin-refugee Dustin Diamond. Citing unnamed "sources," the column describes the tape as "a kinky three-way with two women." But wait, there's more:
We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."
(We could get graphic, but choose not to. For a lively debate as to the exact ingredients of a Dirty Sanchez, visit the urbandictionary.com entry.)
The item goes on to quote Diamond's manager Roger Paul as saying, "Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings." But bookings where? You might recall that Diamond had an extended conversation with Howard Stern about the alleged enormity of his genitalia earlier this year. Is this all part of a plan to transition into porn-stardom? We'll have to wait and see.
In the meantime, we can only hope this is one of those movies that are only rumored to exist, like the Barbara Streisand sex tape or Little Man.