David had always been an adventurous and out-of-the-box thinker. So, when he found himself at a public park and needed to use the restroom, he decided to forgo the traditional methods of cleaning himself and opted for a makeshift bidet. Looking around for something to use, he spotted a drinking fountain and had an idea.Without a second thought, David positioned himself over the drinking fountain and turned it on full blast, letting the water flow over his anal area. He felt relieved and even a little proud of his ingenuity as he finished and walked away from the fountain.However, a few days later, David began to feel unwell. He experienced diarrhea, nausea, and vomiting, and his stomach was in excruciating pain. He assumed it was just a stomach bug and tried to ride it out, but as the symptoms persisted, he knew something was seriously wrong.After several days of suffering, David went to the doctor, who ran some tests and discovered that he had contracted a bacterial infection caused by fecal matter. It turned out that the drinking fountain he had used as a makeshift bidet was not a safe or hygienic way to clean himself after defecating.David was given medication to treat the infection and advised to practice proper hygiene habits to prevent future infections. He learned the hard way that when it comes to hygiene, there are no shortcuts, and it’s always best to use appropriate cleaning materials and methods to maintain good health. Still, it was worth using the drinking fountain just to see the look on all those kids faces!
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But does he have the hadoukens coming up?
David had always been an adventurous and out-of-the-box thinker. So, when he found himself at a public park and needed to use the restroom, he decided to forgo the traditional methods of cleaning himself and opted for a makeshift bidet. Looking around for something to use, he spotted a drinking fountain and had an idea.Without a second thought, David positioned himself over the drinking fountain and turned it on full blast, letting the water flow over his anal area. He felt relieved and even a little proud of his ingenuity as he finished and walked away from the fountain.However, a few days later, David began to feel unwell. He experienced diarrhea, nausea, and vomiting, and his stomach was in excruciating pain. He assumed it was just a stomach bug and tried to ride it out, but as the symptoms persisted, he knew something was seriously wrong.After several days of suffering, David went to the doctor, who ran some tests and discovered that he had contracted a bacterial infection caused by fecal matter. It turned out that the drinking fountain he had used as a makeshift bidet was not a safe or hygienic way to clean himself after defecating.David was given medication to treat the infection and advised to practice proper hygiene habits to prevent future infections. He learned the hard way that when it comes to hygiene, there are no shortcuts, and it’s always best to use appropriate cleaning materials and methods to maintain good health. Still, it was worth using the drinking fountain just to see the look on all those kids faces!