If it’s been a long week for us, it’s been an endless one for Anderson Cooper. Like many other anchors on CNN, he’s been tasked with delivering non-stop coverage of a presidential election that, after two days, still hasn’t been called.
The telltale symptoms of fatigue began to set in yesterday afternoon, when Cooper’s shaky focus resulted in both a thousand-yard stare and a naughty mispronunciation of one of the world’s biggest social media platforms.
In case you need it, here’s a full transcript of his faux pas:
“The president overnight basically declaring victory, claiming that fraud was being committed and making false statements on Clitter,” he said, instantly serving to bulge the eyes of everyone watching. “Uh, excuse me, on Twitter.” Unfortunately, the camera cut away from Cooper’s fellow silver-haired colleague John King before he could put a hand to his mouth and emit a pearl-clutching gasp.
Naturally, the jokes soon began to roll in on the very site that inspired the mishap.
With everything going on in the world, we shall all be forgiven for laughing at Clitter, just as Anderson Cooper shall be forgiven for creating it.
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23 Comments
::rushes to GoDaddy to register Clittr.com::
clttr. NO VOWELS!!
Yeah you can use it to run your lesbian hook up site or your gig economy home cleanup site
Why not offer vaginal cleanup services
Today we have a special on revagination
dch?
Redundant
But then people might misinterpret that as clutter, and I don’t want hoarding fetishists. Ew!
Who would have guessed Mr. Cooper as a secret member of the Clitterati.
Everyone on CNN needs a months worth of rest. I mean John King is basically merged with the Magic Wall at this point.
It’s going to be disorienting for him being in a room that isn’t just a giant greenscreen.
I imagine him going home and touching the wall out of instinct.
He’s going to be so annoyed with his TV.
I thought they already basically became one back in 08?
F**k John King. Team Kornacki!
We can be sure Trump isn’t on Clitter. He’d never find it.
how do I get this the stars it deserves
Unfortunately it was already included in the article, so it’s not exactly original or novel. Sorry!
“Grindr for lesbians”
I submit that this headline should have used “Titter” instead of “chuckle.”
I was thinking about making a joke that the lesbian dating app should really be called Scissr, but it turns out there’s already a lesbian dating app call SCISSR in your preferred app store.
Clitter has been a thing for a while boys and girls look it up- Turn that labia into a yay!-bia…