Okay, so what's worse—having sex with dudes to get money for cocaine, or writing a tell-all about your life (including the sex-for-coke stuff) in order to get some later-in-life cash? Maureen McCormick just released Here's The Story: Surviving Marcia Brady And Finding My True Voice, but in case you don't want to pain yourself reading it, here's a video interview that covers all the bases: cocaine, two abortions, a grandma with syphilis, bulimia, playing solitaire on cocaine, Brian Wilson's shrink, hiding behind Marcia Brady, almost banging Greg Brady in the pool ("hot and heavy"), some sort of lesbian "joke" about Jan, etc. A fine way to waste 10 minutes, people.