What’s your most relatable Curb Your Enthusiasm gripe?

In the fantastic pilot episode, “The Pants Tent,” Larry meets his wife’s friend (Robin Ruzan) at a movie theater, and, on the way to his seat, a woman (Sofia Milos) sighs and makes an annoyed face when he has to scoot by. Now, I would never get in a shouting match with a stranger for a subtly dickish move like that. But—and this was the beauty and brilliance of Curb, especially early on in its run—Larry gets to say and do what we all wish we could. He knows he’s in the right and he will speak up about it, even if he burns bridges in the process. As someone who pays to sit in aisle seats on planes so as not to put anyone out and half-whispers “I’m sorry” on repeat while getting to my seat at a ball game, I a.) couldn’t agree with Larry more here (surprised scoffers at events are, indeed, the worst), and b.) wish I could act like this man just once. [Tim Lowery]