Not even a plea to Jeff Bezos could get Road House into theaters
Jake Gyllenhaal and Doug Liman tried to get their Road House remake a theatrical release by screening the film on Jeff Bezos' yacht
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So if Gyllenhaal is playing Swayze’s character, I assume Liman is playing Kelly Lynch’s role?
No one can replace Kelly Lynch in that role.Besides, who will Bil Murray call during the love scene when he catches it on Prime?
I was going to suggest Liman’s spouse, but according to Wikipedia he appears to be single.
I’m not watching a fucking video.
I would click to see Jeff Bezos cackling like a supervillain aboard his mega yacht while Jake Gyllenhaal realizes he’s fallen into his clutches, but I suspect the actual video isn’t that entertaining.
I bet you watched it.Faker.
But Roadhouse is already the perfect movie. Why would anyone remake this???
So what if it will cause fans pain? :Pain don’t hurt” to quote a great philosopher/cooler.
Bezos used to fuck fans like that in prison.
Early 2024? They should release it now for holiday buzz. Road House is a Christmas movie.
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till
Jeff Bezos is a BLEEDER!