Let’s rank the new Real Housewives Of New York City, shall we?

Who among season 14's rookies has the most reality star power?

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Let’s rank the new Real Housewives Of New York City, shall we?
Ubah Hassan, Sai De Silva, Erin Lichy, Brynn Whitfield, Jessel Taank, and Jenna Lyons attend Bravo’s The Real Housewives Of New York City Season 14 Premiere at The Rainbow Room in July (Photo: Michael Loccisano/Getty Images) Graphic: Libby McGuire

New York is a famously changeful city: Buildings get demolished and reconstructed with Lego-like glee, once-hot restaurants are downgraded to “so 2006” status at whiplash speed (sorry, Catch), and, yes, even its reality TV personalities are traded in for newer, shinier models.

Such was the case with The Real Housewives Of New York City, one of Bravo’s longest-running franchises. Since 2008, the Manhattan-based series has made veritable celebrities—all toaster-oven lines, live cabaret tours and $100-million-dollar cocktail brands—out of its veteran cast members, including Luann de Lesseps, Sonja Morgan, Ramona Singer, Bethenney Frankel, and Dorinda Medley. (The latter two have not been involved with RHONY for several seasons: Frankel left in 2019 of her own accord; Medley a year later, seemingly less so.)

Together, with rotating seasonal fillers—an Aviva Frescher here, a Kristen Taekman there—the New York vets have given the Housewives brand some of its most iconic and meme-worthy moments: prosthetic leg throws, “I Made It Nice!” meltdowns, bug-eyed runway walks, all of Scary Island. But that dramatic legacy couldn’t save them from the city’s changefulness: Following a tense, tepidly received 13th season in which younger, more progressive characters (Leah Sweeney, Ebony K. Williams) butted against the old guard, Bravo producers cleaned house for the season 14 cast, the first in the show’s 15-year history to not feature the O.G. NYC housewife, Ramona Singer.

De Lesseps and Morgan have been relocated to a Simple Life-meets-Schitt’s Creek-esque spinoff, Luann & Sonja: Welcome To Crappie Lake. And they’ll be joined by four other franchise rejects—Medley, Singer, Takeman, and Kelly Killoren Bensimon—who will next be seen in a “RHONY Legacy” season of The Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip this December.

But the rebooted flagship, which premiered on Bravo on July 16, is now a collection of fresh faces, foraying graciously deeper into racial diversity (four of the six principal players are women of color), proud queerness (we finally got our first openly gay Housewife) and—gasp!—Brooklyn (justice for Alex McCord). But the reality rules still apply: Not all Housewives are created equal. Here’s how the RHONY rookies stack up so far in terms of reality-star juice.

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7. Lizzy Savetsky
Lizzy Savetsky attends Thomas Ashbourne Craft Spirits And Fleishigs Magazine Host A Spirited Night Of Cocktails in 2022 Photo Sean Zanni/Getty Images for Fleishigs Magazine

Tagline: N/ANo, you haven’t seen Savetsky in The Real Housewives Of New York City but once upon a very brief time, she was a member of the RHONY season 14 cast. Alas, despite filming with the rest of the new Housewives for several weeks, the Orthodox influencer received “a torrent of antisemitic attacks” online following news of her casting and subsequently exited the series early. The premiere’s choppy editing—picking up in the middle of both the #Catchgate and #Cheesegate fights without any footage to establish said feuds—is likely due to producers having to cut around Savetsky’s early appearances.

10 Comments

  • thepetemurray-darlingbasinauthorithy-av says:

    Rank them by percentage of original parts. 

  • 3rdshallot-av says:

    Let’s rank the new Real Housewives Of New York City, shall we?no

  • marty-funkhouser-av says:

    Reading about Lizzy certainly takes the fun out of this. But if the N-word stuff is true she doesn’t belong anyway.

  • giannit-av says:

    Re: Jenna: Julia on RHOM is the first openly gay housewife (highly recommend if you have not yet seen! I kind of wish that the RHONY reboot embraced its mixed old and new cast approach)

  • robertveselka-av says:

    I’m hoping they give Jessel a chance because you’re right, she serves a Ramona-type purpose of constantly putting her foot in her mouth and causing a lot of conversation.

  • anathanoffillions-av says:

    I know this show is supposed to be dumb but…how tf is Jenna Lyons a housewife?

  • jhhmumbles-av says:

    Kind of weird to go from spending the morning reading about how a Hawaiian town I have great memories of was literally wiped off the map in one day to this. I don’t know.  I’ve read stuff on this site I found genuinely enriching, but this is not the best AV Club mode.  

  • jexxie88-av says:

    I love a counterintuitive “Jenna Lyons is not the most compelling housewife” argument, even if I’m not persuaded.

  • liebkartoffel-av says:

    Fuck no. Literally anything else would be a more productive use of your time. 

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