Rob Schneider’s comedy routine reportedly too “raunchy” for Republican event

Rob Schneider was cut off ten minutes into his "gross and vulgar" set at a Republican holiday event

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Rob Schneider’s comedy routine reportedly too “raunchy” for Republican event
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Rob Schneider’s journey from Saturday Night Live star to Adam Sandler stooge to conservative conspiracy theory comedy has been well documented. A simple scroll through his Twitter/X profile reveals the kind of political content Schneider is consuming and regurgitating (reposting far-right account Libs of TikTok, for example). His alignment with the Republican-leaning infotainment ecosystem extends to his last stand-up special, Rob Schneider: Woke Up In America airing on the Fox News streaming service Fox Nation. But it turns out his brand of comedy may be too extreme for even some of the niche conservative audience he’s been cultivating.

According to Politico, Schneider was cut off ten minutes into a half-hour comedy set at a Republican networking holiday event last year because his material was too offensive. His material was reportedly “raunchy” and racist, with jokes “aimed at Asian people” including one about “Korean whore-houses.” It was so “gross and vulgar” that Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith walked out of the performance: “She didn’t have to listen to it and so she got up and left,” her spokesperson told the outlet.

All 150 attendees (“which included more than 40 Senate chiefs of staff”) received an apology from organizers the next day which read, “While we do our best to ensure every aspect of our program is professional, courteous, and appropriate, we sincerely regret that the entertainment at last night’s program fell short of that goal.” The Senate Working Group, the networking organization that held the event, claimed that Schneider broke a verbal agreement “to keep his set relatively clean.” Schneider has not returned The A.V. Club’s request for comment.

The GOP organizers were clearly banking on the kind of anti-woke, “liberals are losers” kind of comedy that apparently characterizes the Woke Up In America special. Unfortunately, you get what you pay for, and Schneider’s comedy was never really PC even before his descent into questionable political comedy. He also doesn’t necessarily have any loyalty to Republican leadership; he has endorsed fellow conspiracy theorist Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is running as an Independent, for president. Schneider performed at an RFK Jr. campaign fundraising event in February; he either learned his lesson from the previous event or cared more about RFK Jr.’s audience, as that event seems to have gone ahead without a hitch.

145 Comments

  • thegobhoblin-av says:

    This is what happens when every damned thing makes your orgasm.

  • murrychang-av says:

    Fat, dumb and so racist that Republicans say ‘Hey, maybe that’s a bit too racist!’ is no way to go through life, son.

  • turbotastic-av says:

    It’s poetic justice how the closest thing Rob Schneider has to a comedy legacy is a parody of him made by more talented people.

    • projectneo-av says:

      Every time I hear his name I think, Rob Schneider is.. a Stapler.

    • popculturesurvivor-av says:

      I can’t tell if this is the South Park guys or somebody parodying them. Wheels within wheels. 

      • richardalinnii-av says:

        Def South Park, He eventually becomes Kenny.

      • gruesome-twosome-av says:

        Yeah it’s South Park, from a 2002 episode. I recall a YouTube video where someone took the audio from that South Park clip and played it over the actual trailer for the Rob Schneider movie The Animal, and it synced up almost perfectly, haha.

    • argiebargie-av says:

      It takes a split second for this clip to come to mind every time I hear this unfunny asshole’s name.

    • phonypope-av says:

      “It’s poetic justice how the closest thing Rob Schneider has to a comedy legacy is a parody of him made by more talented people.”You’re going to need to be *way* more specific.

  • loopychew-av says:

    The most talented thing to ever come from Rob Schneider is Elle King. And while she’s not Taylor Swift, I have enjoyed the songs I’ve heard.

    • dinoironbody7-av says:

      She goes by King to avoid the nepo baby rep. Understandable, but being a musician I’d think if she used her real last name Fred Schneider is who I’d think of, not Rob.

      • davehasbrouck-av says:

        In fairness ” Elle King” also has a lot more swagger than “Elle Schneider.” Wasn’t she also estranged from her father? 

      • loopychew-av says:

        Added funny because Fred Schneider has been openly gay forever, to my understanding.And your comment is the perfect venue for the observation I’ve made about it being weird how the musicians Gary Clark and Gary Clark, Jr. aren’t related.

  • Caniborrowafeeling-av says:

    Meh, his daughter had the better implosion.

  • bcfred2-av says:

    “Schneider has not returned The A.V. Club’s request for comment.”It will be news the day one of these people does return an A.V. Club request for comment.  Admire the effort, though.

  • jonesj5-av says:

    He peaked with The Animal.

    • coldsavage-av says:

      To this day, it amazes me that Colleen Haskell from Survivor  was the romantic lead in that movie.

      • graymangames-av says:

        My favorite part about The Animal has nothing to do with the movie.
        That movie exposed Sony for creating a fake film critic to provide positive poster quotes for shit films.

        The name they used was “David Mann” because I’m sure “Hugh Mann” would’ve been too obvious.

        • dinoironbody7-av says:

          The name they used was actually David Manning, which was the name of a friend of the Sony exec who thought up the scam.

          • thegobhoblin-av says:

            For about a year after “David” was exposed Sony even had a movie in development about their own scandal. No idea if Rob would have been in it.

          • dinoironbody7-av says:

            I wonder if a studio exec ever thought of starting a scandal to make a movie about it.

        • coldsavage-av says:

          Haha, I had no idea The goddamn Animal was the movie that exposed that.

      • brianjwright-av says:

        And allowed herself to have her face licked by Schneider, on camera, for a moment that made it into trailers.

        • coldsavage-av says:

          Man. I just looked at her Wikipedia page and it is like textbook 15 minutes of fame (Survivor, 1 movie lead, 1 cameo on a known show, 1 bit part on an unknown show, PA on a sort-lived show, then out of the industry, all within 3 years). And sadly… that scene will live forever.

      • thepetemurray-darlingbasinauthorithy-av says:

        America doesn’t deserve Michael Caton. Philistines. 

  • wrecksracer-av says:

    “Making Copies” guy gets edgy? Nobody wanted it then. Nobody wants it now.

  • lcogliandro-av says:

    Cancelled by the language police!

  • youareonfire-av says:

    He’s no Hannah Gadsby, I’ll give him that.

    • ididntwantthis-av says:

      And you’re still an asshole. 

      • youareonfire-av says:

        HAHAHA STALKER CUNT, I WAS JUST TESTING TO SEE IF YOU’D SHOW UP.  GET A FUCKING LIFE, STALKER CUNT.

        • ididntwantthis-av says:

          “Testing” holy shit you are stupid. I fucking told you a million time I’m never going to stop telling you what a piece of shit you are. I’m always going to show up to remind you how bad you suck. 

        • ididntwantthis-av says:

          You are still a pussy in denial. Redlining is explicitly racist and happening now. That is systematic racism. That’s in addition to the previous science you had a meltdown over after you bothered to pay attention to the proof YOU put forth and realized it all said you were wrong. THE FACTS AND EXPERTS SAY YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG YOUR MEWLING WILL NEVER CHANGE THAT. science > youLiberalism is defined by sources other than you or me. Someone’s words or positions either conform to that definition or they do not. You want to add exceptions to the definition and make it different for some undefined period of time. Without a source, that’s just your retarded opinion. You have to prove your context is relevant with a source. You can’t because it is not relevant and everything in the universe grasps that but you.It makes no sense to say a PREVIOUSLY segregated society changed the definition liberal when it was invented during a far more segregated and racist time period. In order to be logically consistent you have to admit that either King isn’t liberal or the CRT proponents you vilify as illiberal (LIKE FUCKING JON STEWART) are just as liberal as he is for having the same views.You are a tyrant, a bigot, and a pathetic fucking joke.

        • ididntwantthis-av says:

          FOR ALL OF ETERNITY I WILL REMIND YOU OF WHAT YOU SAID: SPEECH HAS NO EFFECT, PEOPLE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS, PERIOD. YOU SAID IT. THE END.

        • ididntwantthis-av says:

          IS THIS WHAT WE’RE DONE HERE LOOKS LIKE, AUTOMATOR? YOU POSTED JUST FOR ME ONCE AGAIN! YOU STALK MULTIPLE WEBSITES YOU HATE JUST TO TROLL. YOUR ENTIRE REASON FOR BEING HERE IS ME.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLCHOKE ON THE TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE AND HYPOCRISY FOREVER.

        • ididntwantthis-av says:

          NOTHING IS EVER GOING TO BE AS PATHETIC AS YOU LYING ABOUT WHO YOU ARE TO AVOID THE SHIT YOU SAID.I KNOW YOU KNOW YOU ARE A LOSER. THE FACT YOU HAD TO CHANGE ACCOUNTS AND LIE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU PREVIOUSLY SAID REALLY DRIVES THAT HOME.

        • ididntwantthis-av says:

          And seriously, who between us needs a life? I have friends and fun hobbies you try and make fun of me for because you are a jealous loser that no one likes. You stalk multiple websites that cater to people and topics you hate just to be an asshole troll. No one with a good life who is mentally stable does that.Your entire fucking life revolves around being a victim! You were a victim at work, your a victim of DEI, progressives are racist against you, it’s all the books you read. It’s YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE. It’s so all consuming that you seek out multiple websites devoted to topics you hate just to troll. No one who feels the need to go to places they dislike to be an asshole is mentally well or having a good life. And no one who throws around racial and homophobic slurs like you do isn’t a bigot. 

        • ididntwantthis-av says:

          I accept your concession on the issues you abandoned though, like always.

          • youareonfire-av says:

            WHAT CONCESSION? YOU WON’T ANSWER PERTINET, DIRECT FUCKING QUESTIONS THAT WOULD CLOBBER YOUR BULLSHIT.ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION. WOULD YOU FLY ON AN AIRPLANE IF THE WINGS WERE MADE OF MATERIAL THAT “COULD, MAYBE, PERHAPS” HOLD UP TO TURBULENCE?WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE COCA COLA, SCANDEL, BITCH?WHO WILL BREAK THOSE BOYS’ BODIES UNLESS THEIR FATHER TEACHES THEM TO BE SUSPICIOUS OF WHITE PEOPLE, DANA?HAVE THE COURAGE OF YOU FUCKING CONVICTIONS, LAND WHALE.AND WHAT FUN ACTIVITIES? D&D? I’D RATHER STICK DICE UP MY ASS, YOU FUCKING LOSER. 

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            Your question is a fucking deflection that has nothing to do with the facts. You can’t cope with the fact that there are multiple PEER REVIEWED studies which means MULTIPLE EXPERTS SAY THEY ARE DONE RIGHT.

            “WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE COCA COLA, SCANDEL, BITCH? WHO WILL BREAK THOSE BOYS’ BODIES UNLESS THEIR FATHER TEACHES THEM TO BE SUSPICIOUS OF WHITE PEOPLE, DANA?” HOW MANY TIMES DO IHAVE TO SAY THE SAME THING?I’VE DESTROYED ENOUGH OF YOUR “EVIDENCE” LONG AGO. NOTHING ELSE NEEDS TO BE LOOKED AT OR CONSIDERED, THE INVESTIGATION WAS CONCLUDED DAYS AGO. YOU ARE A DELUSIONAL TWAT IMAGINING NARRATIVES AGAINST YOU AND AN ADMITTED LIAR CAUGHT IN SEVERAL FUCKING LIES.YOUR QUESTIONS WERE ANSWERED AND YOUR LIES WERE EXPOSED. EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS WORTHLESS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CREDIBILITY ON ANYTHING. NOTHING MORE NEEDS TO BE SAID ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT. IT HAS BEEN CONCLUSIVELY SHOWN THAT YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON WHO CANNOT READ TO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. YOUR BRAIN WORMS WON’T LET YOU. YOU ARE FUCKING TOAST.

          • youareonfire-av says:

            they are not deflections. “could, maybe, and perhaps” do not belong in science. if you would honestly answer the question, your idiotic faith this in study politicized would be obliterated. you can’t answer because it would give the lie to your bullshit.if the engineers built an airplane out of material that “could, maybe, perhaps” withstand turbulence, would you fly on it,the next questions are directly tied to your denial of anti-white racism. i’ll post the coke material again.IS THIS RACIST TO WHITE PEOPLE? YOU KNOW WHO WROTE IT AND THAT IT WAS PART OF MANDATORY CORPORATE TRAINING. ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION, DANA.WHOM DID THE PROFESSOR WHO WROTE “CAN MY CHILDREN BE FRIENDS WITH WHITE PEOPLE?” MEAN WHEN HE SAID THAT UNLESS HE TEACHES HIS SONS TO BE SUSPICIOUS OF WHITE PEOPLE, THEIR BODIES WILL BE BROKEN?YOU HAVE NO INTEGRITY. FUCKING COWARD.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            ““could, maybe, and perhaps” do not belong in science.”

            So says the internet rando in spite of the fact that multiple experts say otherwise! Let me know if you ever have anything other than your flapping gums on that.

            Your question is a deflection because the answer doesn’t matter. No matter what answer anyone gives, that fact remains that multiple experts say this science was done correctly.

            You can post the coke shit over and over until you die, the investigation was over before you posted it the first time. I’VE DESTROYED ENOUGH OF YOUR “EVIDENCE” LONG AGO. NOTHING ELSE NEEDS TO BE LOOKED AT OR CONSIDERED, THE INVESTIGATION WAS CONCLUDED DAYS AGO. YOU ARE A DELUSIONAL TWAT IMAGINING NARRATIVES AGAINST YOU AND AN ADMITTED LIAR CAUGHT IN SEVERAL FUCKING LIES.YOUR QUESTIONS WERE ANSWERED AND YOUR LIES WERE EXPOSED. EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS WORTHLESS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CREDIBILITY ON ANYTHING. NOTHING MORE NEEDS TO BE SAID ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT. IT HAS BEEN CONCLUSIVELY SHOWN THAT YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON WHO CANNOT READ TO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. YOUR BRAIN WORMS WON’T LET YOU. YOU ARE FUCKING TOAST.

          • youareonfire-av says:

            I’ll just take it that you concede.You wouldn’t fly on such an airplane.The coca cola scandal is racist toward white people.The professor thinks white people will kill his kids, which, as already established, is bollocks.THE END.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            YOU ARE A DELUSIONAL TWAT IMAGINING NARRATIVES AGAINST YOU AND AN ADMITTED LIAR CAUGHT IN SEVERAL FUCKING LIES. EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS WORTHLESS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CREDIBILITY ON ANYTHING. IT HAS BEEN CONCLUSIVELY SHOWN THAT YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON WHO CANNOT READ TO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. YOUR BRAIN WORMS WON’T LET YOU. YOU ARE FUCKING TOAST.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            You are still a pussy in denial. Redlining is explicitly racist and happening now. That is systematic racism. That’s in addition to the previous science you had a meltdown over after you bothered to pay attention to the proof YOU put forth and realized it all said you were wrong. THE FACTS AND EXPERTS SAY YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG YOUR MEWLING WILL NEVER CHANGE THAT. science > youLiberalism is defined by sources other than you or me. Someone’s words or positions either conform to that definition or they do not. You want to add exceptions to the definition and make it different for some undefined period of time. Without a source, that’s just your retarded opinion. You have to prove your context is relevant with a source. You can’t because it is not relevant and everything in the universe grasps that but you.It makes no sense to say a PREVIOUSLY segregated society changed the definition liberal when it was invented during a far more segregated and racist time period. In order to be logically consistent you have to admit that either King isn’t liberal or the CRT proponents you vilify as illiberal (LIKE FUCKING JON STEWART) are just as liberal as he is for having the same views.You are a tyrant, a bigot, and a pathetic fucking joke.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            FOR ALL OF ETERNITY I WILL REMIND YOU OF WHAT YOU SAID: SPEECH HAS NO EFFECT, PEOPLE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS, PERIOD. YOU SAID IT. THE END.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            IT NEVER DOES SEEM TO BE THE END WITH YOU! YOU’RE AT FOUR NOW MR I ONLY POST THREE TIMES A DAY. YOU STALK MULTIPLE WEBSITES YOU HATE JUST TO TROLL. YOUR ENTIRE REASON FOR BEING HERE IS ME.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLCHOKE ON THE TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE AND HYPOCRISY FOREVER.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            NOTHING IS EVER GOING TO BE AS PATHETIC AS YOU LYING ABOUT WHO YOU ARE TO AVOID THE SHIT YOU SAID.I KNOW YOU KNOW YOU ARE A LOSER. THE FACT YOU HAD TO CHANGE ACCOUNTS AND LIE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU PREVIOUSLY SAID REALLY DRIVES THAT HOME.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            Tell yourself whatever you need to, you can’t escape the fact that multiple experts say you are wrong and you have nothing to support your position, just your mewling. 

          • youareonfire-av says:

            YOU WOULDN’T SET FOOT ON THAT PLANE.OBVIOUSLY, COKE WAS INSANELY RACIST TOWARD WHITE PEOPLE.OBVIOUSLY, THAT PROFESSOR, LIKE THAT IDIOT REVIEWER, THINKS WHITE PEOPLE SLAUGHTER BLACKS.SOME FACTS: VIOLENT CRIME AGAINST WHITES BY BLACKS IS 10X AS HIGH AS VICE VERSACOPS ONLY KILL 10-14 UNARMED BLACK PEOPLE A YEAR, PER THE WASHINGTON POST POLICE SHOOTING DATABASE.YOU’RE A FUCKING MORON IDEOLOGUE, A RACIST, A FRAUD, AND A FUCKING PATHETIC CORPORATE WHORE. FOR SHAME.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            YOU CAN’T ESCAPE THE FACT THE SCIENCE WAS DONE CORRECTLY.
            THERE IS NO ANTI-WHITE NARRATIVE MAKING YOU A FUCKING VICTIM.YOU ARE AN ADMITTED FUCKING LIAR WITH NO EMPATHY FOR OTHERS. FOR SHAME.

          • youareonfire-av says:

            A) YOU WOULDN’T STEP FOOT ON THAT PLANE.B) COCA COLA HAD TO PUBLICLY APOLOGIZE FOR THIS:C) THE FUCKING PROFESSOR THINKS WHITE PEOPLE WILL KILL HIS SONS. THAT IDIOT REVIEW THOUGHT WHITE PEOPLE WILL KILL HER. I’VE SENT YOU DOZENS OF SOURCES DENIGRATING WHITE PEOPLE AND YOUR PATHETIC RESPONSE IS THAT TEACHING ABOUT WHITE PRIVILEGE DOESN’T DENIGRATE WHITE PEOPLE. FUCKING BRAINDEATH.YOU’RE A FUCKING FRAUD.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            A) DOES’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THE SCIENCE WAS DONE CORRECTLY ACCORDING TO MULTIPLE EXPERTS WHILE YOU HAVE NOTHING.
            B) YOU ARE A DELUSIONAL TWAT IMAGINING NARRATIVES AGAINST YOU. THERE IS NO ANTI-WHITE NARRATIVE MAKING YOU A VICTIM.C) SEE B

            YOU ARE AN ADDMITTD LIAR TRYING TO CALL SOMEONE ELSE A FRAUD BECAUSE YOU CAN’T COPE WITH REALITY.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            You are still a pussy in denial. Redlining is explicitly racist and happening now. That is systematic racism. That’s in addition to the previous science you had a meltdown over after you bothered to pay attention to the proof YOU put forth and realized it all said you were wrong. THE FACTS AND EXPERTS SAY YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG YOUR MEWLING WILL NEVER CHANGE THAT. science > youLiberalism is defined by sources other than you or me. Someone’s words or positions either conform to that definition or they do not. You want to add exceptions to the definition and make it different for some undefined period of time. Without a source, that’s just your retarded opinion. You have to prove your context is relevant with a source. You can’t because it is not relevant and everything in the universe grasps that but you.It makes no sense to say a PREVIOUSLY segregated society changed the definition liberal when it was invented during a far more segregated and racist time period. In order to be logically consistent you have to admit that either King isn’t liberal or the CRT proponents you vilify as illiberal (LIKE FUCKING JON STEWART) are just as liberal as he is for having the same views.You are a tyrant, a bigot, and a pathetic fucking joke.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            FOR ALL OF ETERNITY I WILL REMIND YOU OF WHAT YOU SAID: SPEECH HAS NO EFFECT, PEOPLE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS, PERIOD. YOU SAID IT. THE END.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            IS THIS WHAT THE END LOOKS LIKE, AUTOMATOR? YOU’RE AT SIX NOW MR I ONLY POST THREE TIMES A DAY. YOU STALK MULTIPLE WEBSITES YOU HATE JUST TO TROLL. YOUR ENTIRE REASON FOR BEING HERE IS ME.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLCHOKE ON THE TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE AND HYPOCRISY FOREVER.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            “I’LL JUST HAVE TO TRUST THE ECONOMICS PROFESSOR AT HARVARD’S PORTRAYAL OF THE EVIDENCE”

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            NOTHING IS EVER GOING TO BE AS PATHETIC AS YOU LYING ABOUT WHO YOU ARE TO AVOID THE SHIT YOU SAID.I KNOW YOU KNOW YOU ARE A LOSER. THE FACT YOU HAD TO CHANGE ACCOUNTS AND LIE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU PREVIOUSLY SAID REALLY DRIVES THAT HOME.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            You are still a pussy in denial. Redlining is explicitly racist and happening now. That is systematic racism. That’s in addition to the previous science you had a meltdown over after you bothered to pay attention to the proof YOU put forth and realized it all said you were wrong. THE FACTS AND EXPERTS SAY YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG YOUR MEWLING WILL NEVER CHANGE THAT. science > youLiberalism is defined by sources other than you or me. Someone’s words or positions either conform to that definition or they do not. You want to add exceptions to the definition and make it different for some undefined period of time. Without a source, that’s just your retarded opinion. You have to prove your context is relevant with a source. You can’t because it is not relevant and everything in the universe grasps that but you.It makes no sense to say a PREVIOUSLY segregated society changed the definition liberal when it was invented during a far more segregated and racist time period. In order to be logically consistent you have to admit that either King isn’t liberal or the CRT proponents you vilify as illiberal (LIKE FUCKING JON STEWART) are just as liberal as he is for having the same views.You are a tyrant, a bigot, and a pathetic fucking joke.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            FOR ALL OF ETERNITY I WILL REMIND YOU OF WHAT YOU SAID: SPEECH HAS NO EFFECT, PEOPLE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS, PERIOD. YOU SAID IT. THE END.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            IS THIS WHAT THE END LOOKS LIKE, AUTOMATOR? YOU’RE AT FIVE NOW MR I ONLY POST THREE TIMES A DAY. YOU STALK MULTIPLE WEBSITES YOU HATE JUST TO TROLL. YOUR ENTIRE REASON FOR BEING HERE IS ME.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLCHOKE ON THE TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE AND HYPOCRISY FOREVER.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            “I’LL JUST HAVE TO TRUST THE ECONOMICS PROFESSOR AT HARVARD’S PORTRAYAL OF THE EVIDENCE”

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            NOTHING IS EVER GOING TO BE AS PATHETIC AS YOU LYING ABOUT WHO YOU ARE TO AVOID THE SHIT YOU SAID.I KNOW YOU KNOW YOU ARE A LOSER. THE FACT YOU HAD TO CHANGE ACCOUNTS AND LIE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU PREVIOUSLY SAID REALLY DRIVES THAT HOME.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            YOU CAN’T ESCAPE THE FACT THE SCIENCE WAS DONE CORRECTLY.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            You are still a pussy in denial. Redlining is explicitly racist and happening now. That is systematic racism. That’s in addition to the previous science you had a meltdown over after you bothered to pay attention to the proof YOU put forth and realized it all said you were wrong. THE FACTS AND EXPERTS SAY YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG YOUR MEWLING WILL NEVER CHANGE THAT. science > youLiberalism is defined by sources other than you or me. Someone’s words or positions either conform to that definition or they do not. You want to add exceptions to the definition and make it different for some undefined period of time. Without a source, that’s just your retarded opinion. You have to prove your context is relevant with a source. You can’t because it is not relevant and everything in the universe grasps that but you.It makes no sense to say a PREVIOUSLY segregated society changed the definition liberal when it was invented during a far more segregated and racist time period. In order to be logically consistent you have to admit that either King isn’t liberal or the CRT proponents you vilify as illiberal (LIKE FUCKING JON STEWART) are just as liberal as he is for having the same views.You are a tyrant, a bigot, and a pathetic fucking joke.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            FOR ALL OF ETERNITY I WILL REMIND YOU OF WHAT YOU SAID: SPEECH HAS NO EFFECT, PEOPLE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS, PERIOD. YOU SAID IT. THE END.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            IS THIS WHAT WE’RE DONE HERE LOOKS LIKE, AUTOMATOR? YOU’RE AT THREE NOW MR I ONLY POST THREE TIMES A DAY. YOU STALK MULTIPLE WEBSITES YOU HATE JUST TO TROLL. YOUR ENTIRE REASON FOR BEING HERE IS ME.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLCHOKE ON THE TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE AND HYPOCRISY FOREVER.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            “I’LL JUST HAVE TO TRUST THE ECONOMICS PROFESSOR AT HARVARD’S PORTRAYAL OF THE EVIDENCE”

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            NOTHING IS EVER GOING TO BE AS PATHETIC AS YOU LYING ABOUT WHO YOU ARE TO AVOID THE SHIT YOU SAID.I KNOW YOU KNOW YOU ARE A LOSER. THE FACT YOU HAD TO CHANGE ACCOUNTS AND LIE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU PREVIOUSLY SAID REALLY DRIVES THAT HOME.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            “YOU HAVE NO INTEGRITY.”SAYS THE ADMITTED LIAR.“FUCKING COWARD.”SAYS THE PUSSY IN DENIAL WHO CAN’T COPE WITH REALITY.

            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSO MUCH PROJECTION FROM YOU

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            “HAVE THE COURAGE OF YOU FUCKING CONVICTIONS, LAND WHALE.”

            Thanks for broadcasting your insecurities. I know it’s hard not having the facts. 

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            You are still a pussy in denial. Redlining is explicitly racist and happening now. That is systematic racism. That’s in addition to the previous science you had a meltdown over after you bothered to pay attention to the proof YOU put forth and realized it all said you were wrong. THE FACTS AND EXPERTS SAY YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG YOUR MEWLING WILL NEVER CHANGE THAT. science > youLiberalism is defined by sources other than you or me. Someone’s words or positions either conform to that definition or they do not. You want to add exceptions to the definition and make it different for some undefined period of time. Without a source, that’s just your retarded opinion. You have to prove your context is relevant with a source. You can’t because it is not relevant and everything in the universe grasps that but you.It makes no sense to say a PREVIOUSLY segregated society changed the definition liberal when it was invented during a far more segregated and racist time period. In order to be logically consistent you have to admit that either King isn’t liberal or the CRT proponents you vilify as illiberal (LIKE FUCKING JON STEWART) are just as liberal as he is for having the same views.You are a tyrant, a bigot, and a pathetic fucking joke.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            FOR ALL OF ETERNITY I WILL REMIND YOU OF WHAT YOU SAID: SPEECH HAS NO EFFECT, PEOPLE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS, PERIOD. YOU SAID IT. THE END.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            IS THIS WHAT WE’RE DONE HERE LOOKS LIKE, AUTOMATOR? YOU’RE AT TWO NOW MR I ONLY POST THREE TIMES A DAY. YOU STALK MULTIPLE WEBSITES YOU HATE JUST TO TROLL. YOUR ENTIRE REASON FOR BEING HERE IS ME.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLCHOKE ON THE TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE AND HYPOCRISY FOREVER.

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            “I’LL JUST HAVE TO TRUST THE ECONOMICS PROFESSOR AT HARVARD’S PORTRAYAL OF THE EVIDENCE”

          • ididntwantthis-av says:

            NOTHING IS EVER GOING TO BE AS PATHETIC AS YOU LYING ABOUT WHO YOU ARE TO AVOID THE SHIT YOU SAID.I KNOW YOU KNOW YOU ARE A LOSER. THE FACT YOU HAD TO CHANGE ACCOUNTS AND LIE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU PREVIOUSLY SAID REALLY DRIVES THAT HOME.

    • ididntwantthis-av says:

      You are still a pussy in denial. Redlining is explicitly racist and happening now. That is systematic racism. That’s in addition to the previous science you had a meltdown over after you bothered to pay attention to the proof YOU put forth and realized it all said you were wrong. THE FACTS AND EXPERTS SAY YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG YOUR MEWLING WILL NEVER CHANGE THAT. science > youLiberalism is defined by sources other than you or me. Someone’s words or positions either conform to that definition or they do not. You want to add exceptions to the definition and make it different for some undefined period of time. Without a source, that’s just your retarded opinion. You have to prove your context is relevant with a source. You can’t because it is not relevant and everything in the universe grasps that but you.It makes no sense to say a PREVIOUSLY segregated society changed the definition liberal when it was invented during a far more segregated and racist time period. In order to be logically consistent you have to admit that either King isn’t liberal or the CRT proponents you vilify as illiberal (LIKE FUCKING JON STEWART) are just as liberal as he is for having the same views.You are a tyrant, a bigot, and a pathetic fucking joke.

    • ididntwantthis-av says:

      FOR ALL OF ETERNITY I WILL REMIND YOU OF WHAT YOU SAID: SPEECH HAS NO EFFECT, PEOPLE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS, PERIOD. YOU SAID IT. THE END.

    • ididntwantthis-av says:

      NOTHING IS EVER GOING TO BE AS PATHETIC AS YOU LYING ABOUT WHO YOU ARE TO AVOID THE SHIT YOU SAID.I KNOW YOU KNOW YOU ARE A LOSER. THE FACT YOU HAD TO CHANGE ACCOUNTS AND LIE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU PREVIOUSLY SAID REALLY DRIVES THAT HOME.

  • kirivinokurjr-av says:

    Schneider’s part Filipino, so he’s free to say all sorts of crazy racist stuff about Asians, just like my mom does!

  • cyrils-cashmere-sweater-vest-av says:

    I’m guessing the people that thought he crossed a line are the people quitting Congress (or their staff). They’ll be replaced with worse soon enough.

    • electricsheep198-av says:

      I’m not so sure.  I think some of them just know that they can’t be seen laughing at stuff like this because maybe they’re in slightly more moderate districts.

  • yellowfoot-av says:

    “You can do it! You can do it (for ten minutes then get the fuck off the stage!)“

  • cigarettecigarette-av says:

    The woke beltway cancel culture mob strikes again! So much for the tolerant right.

  • coldsavage-av says:

    I’ll admit I am a bit morbidly curious what is on Fox Nation, but I don’t even want to google it for fear I’ll end up on some kind of list (even a donor list for those assholes). I can’t even imagine what their movies and “comedy” section is like.

    • pontiacssv-av says:

      I think Fox Nation is a “subscription” service or that is what they were trying to be, but I see their shows on all the time on the other Fox News Channel, the business one with the sex assualters and Trump shills. I keep seeing Kelsey Grammer hosting some show about great American battles or Mike Rowe doing some sort of show about some aspect of the hard working man. 

      • electricsheep198-av says:

        “with the sex assualters and Trump shills”I know you know this doesn’t narrow it down. lolDisappointed to see Mike Rowe doing this channel, but I guess I’m not surprised.

        • adohatos-av says:

          Rowe has built an entire career out of pretending sympathy to the working class and getting away with it because he looks the part. He’s one of those that think people who do dirty jobs should get to be called “Real Americans” in speeches but paying them more is out of the question. Psychological wages instead of monetary ones. I’m not disappointed because I never expected better.

          • electricsheep198-av says:

            Yeah that’s why I’m not surprised. I liked Dirty Jobs, and then I started seeing his truck commercials (where I think he does use the phrase “real Americans” or something similar) and hearing some things he says outside of the show that aren’t full-on MAGA but are the kinds of things you know the MAGAs are listening for, so I knew where he was politically. I just hate to see it.

  • igotlickfootagain-av says:

    So Schneider, via his connection to Adam Sandler, has done a few movies with Steve Buscemi, and I always had the impression that Steve was a pretty decent guy. I wonder if on set they kept their distance as much as possible, or maybe politics just doesn’t come up on those extended vacations that are Sandler’s movies.

    • capeo-av says:

      Those movies were 20 years ago. 

    • adohatos-av says:

      Do you do your best to discover what your coworkers political beliefs are and then avoid them based on how well their thoughts align with yours? I may be wrong but I don’t think that’s common workplace behavior. 

      • buttsoupbarnes-av says:

        In my experience the more obnoxiously conservative someone is, the more likely they are to share their politic opinions uninvited – usually as they assume you agree with them.And yes, I do avoid those people. Weird that you think that’s a poor reflection on me. But… I’ve never much been able to understand why people defend the status quo so passionately.

      • igotlickfootagain-av says:

        If I find out my coworkers have political views I find abhorrent, I definitely limit my interactions with them as much as possible. Which is easier in some professions than others – if I were an actor, for example, I might just go to my trailer to avoid spending time with someone like Schneider.

    • jeffoh-av says:

      What’s the timeline on his right wing swing? For a lot of people conservatism occurs when they become wealthy, so maybe this all happened later.

  • largeandincharge-av says:

    Republicans are about ready nominate a rapist for president. It must be difficult to understand what their boundaries for comedy are.

    • happyinparaguay-av says:

      Well the president is one thing, but Republicans have zero tolerance when it comes to important jobs like comedy. Or whatever it is that they think Rob Schneider is trying to do.

    • bobbybadfingers-av says:

      Who’s gonna tell this guy about Bill Clinton

    • thepetemurray-darlingbasinauthorithy-av says:

      It’s not about rape being bad or not for conservatives…it’s about who gets to rape.

    • seven-deuce-av says:

      Trump was convicted of being a rapist? How many years in prison did he serve?

    • amessagetorudy-av says:

      A rapist, racist, misogynist, white nationalist, wanna-be dictator, check-bouncer, traitor, and mocker of the disabled and military veterans walk into a bar.The bartender says “Hello, Mister Trump, what will it be?…”

      • browza-av says:

        That’s unfair. It’s well known that he doesn’t drink.

      • montvale-va-citizen-av says:

        Biden walks into a bar he’s been going to for the past 40 years. He says, “Hey, buddy. I’ll have my usual.” [Bartender who knows Biden for the past 12 years serves drink.] Biden says, surprised, “What is this?”

    • montvale-va-citizen-av says:

      Joe Biden has been videoed taking inappropriate liberties with women, young women, and young girls. I especially like the hair-sniffing episodes. One of my favorite replies to anything “Trump” is “What about BIDEN?!” Of course, lefties can’t see or hear me when I do this.  Water off a duck’s back.  Only problem there is you’re still a duck.

  • barnoldblevin-av says:

    He was somehow the worst part of Judge Dredd.

  • argiebargie-av says:

    Imagine being too “gross and vulgar” for the Party led by career criminal, insurrectionist and rapist Donald Fucking Trump.

    • buttsoupbarnes-av says:

      I’ve had a conversation with a con that started with him stating “conservatives are less easily offended by libs”. Within 1 minute he has already said 3-4 different types of jokes were off limits.They use a cirular logic. I’m not offended by normal things. And ‘normal things’ means anything they don’t find offensive. There might be things they find offensive – but they don’t view those things as normal, so it doesn’t count against their self-image of never being offended.

  • typist-av says:

    Impossible! I have been assured it is now the Democrats who are the censorious stuffed shirts and the Republicans passionate defenders of free speech and the real counterculture!

  • preparationheche-av says:

    He can’t do it!

  • braziliagybw-av says:

    It’s about time we put to death this absurd myth of “how low the once great comedian Rob Schneider fell…”. Rob Schneider has never been more than mediocre, hacky, and an asshole. NEVER! 

  • electricsheep198-av says:

    How do you be too racist for a republican Christmas party?

  • amessagetorudy-av says:

    Well, there’s always the Libertarians, Rob…

  • ghboyette-av says:

    These Republicans are just too woke!

  • tml123-av says:

    What a huge cunt. 

  • mivb-av says:

    So if it was too raunchy for them, does that make them snowflakes?

  • tomatofacial-av says:

    Hmm, I thought progressives were the, “Ban Comedy”, party…

    • nimbh-av says:

      You only think that because you’re incredibly fucking stupid. 

      • tomatofacial-av says:

        Keep scrolling through my comment history and responding to every single one with sad pathetic internet tough guy jargon my good friend. It totally proves how little my supposed “trolling” is getting under your skin. I hope you can find peace to soothe the obvious anger in your heart. I love you, Pookie. XOXOXO

  • hawkvet-av says:

    The man is very not funny.

  • jeleleven-av says:

    The funniest thing he said coming out of this was that it was because of “wokeness”. As if he didn’t know who he was performing to.

  • whompwomp-av says:

    Is this the same Rob Schneider who recently converted to Catholicism, and said he was changing his material? But not sure how many changes he’d have to make? I guess he found out where the line is with the Conservative crowd pretty quickly.

  • happtgucky-av says:

    I saw one of his jokes and was really confused about why the audience was laughing so now I understand.  His bit was: an airline is prioritizing diversity in the hiring of pilots.  He was appalled because he thought their ability to fly safely should be top priority.  He was basically saying the airline must be grabbing minorities off the street and hiring them as pilots rather than picking from a pool of skilled experienced pilots.  The audience was laughing like he was George Carlin.  Makes more sense now.

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