Sorry, Trump, but Metalocalypse already taught us that chugging bleach is bad
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President Donald Trump is known for having some pretty bad ideas, but, yesterday, during the White House’s daily coronavirus press briefing, the man may have topped himself. He suggested, upon remembering that disinfectant products do a pretty could job killing germs, that maybe the American people could “do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning.” Trump’s riff on cool new medicine ideas prompted the maker of Lysol to issue a formal statement asking people to please not imbibe their products.
In reality, though, we’re already well aware of how dangerous it is to drink bleach. We’re not idiots. We learned it on a 2009 episode of Adult Swim’s Metalocalypse over a decade ago.
Despite being “mostly water,” as Nathan Explosion says, it’s a well-known fact that drinking bleach can result in your transportation to a nightmare world where a lake-dwelling succubus will chew your face off until your teeth fall out. That’s just science!
Clearly, Donald Trump needs to brush up on his Dethklok lore. On the other hand, maybe it’s good that he hasn’t seen the Dethkopter, the Dethbus, or really any other large piece of machinery that resulted in the deaths of thousands of innocent people on the show. We don’t want him getting any more brilliant ideas.
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bing bang boom… hair out, hamburger time
On the brightside, the more of his brain-dead minions he inadvertantly kills, the better things will look come november
Injecting yourself with bleach is a GENIUS idea that will definitely work – Trump, Pence, Milller, and all their followers should try this miracle cure immediately!
someone get on his teleprompter and have him tell people that you should run your car inside your garage to own the libs, cause they hate fossil fuels and only love their gay coastal elite electric vehicles
Hell, pipe that shit right into your house to make your houseplants grow better? More CO2 means plants grow good, right?
That only works if you’re rolling coal, so before you do it, you have to go to the mechanic and spend a whole bunch of your money to put a diesel engine in your vehicle. Nothing shows up those sensitive snowflake libs quiet as bad as getting so angry that you spend money to express your rage.
Everything I ever needed to know about life was taught to me by Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n Roll clown!
Doesn’t “What I most cants the least is do not a bad job but always a good” sound like it came from Trump’s inaugural?
It still sounds crazy, but I do respect Pickles more than Trump, so……
I mean, I just … I read that he had talked about injecting disinfectant, and was quite sure it was hyperbole and didn’t believe he actually said “inject” until I watched the clip. How is he still in a job? I don’t just mean president, I mean in *any* job??On another note, I’m in Brazil, and some news anchor got fired today because, while he had his phone synced to the big screen while live on air on a morning show (a recipe for disaster if I ever saw one!) someone sent him a nude pic. So he got fired for something someone else did, while Trump can’t even get consequences for something dangerous he did all on his own …
Yeah well, you are in Brazil and dealing with your own lunkhead President that’s Trump’s friend that’s been denying this just as much.
I’m sorry, are we playing whose president is worse? Because to catch up, Trump would need to have fired Fauci last Friday, and then held a crowded rally on Saturday where he wiped his nose with his bare arm before shaking hands, and then coughed on a lot of people …
I’m sorry are you turning my joke and diss of Bolsonaro into defending him? You are not seriously trying to argue that Bolsonaro is being better when I says that both are bad.
I’m sorry are you turning my joke and diss of Bolsonaro into defending him?Sorry I’m not good with jokes or sarcasm. You know, like how Trump is now saying he was “being sarcastic” when he talked about injecting disinfectant? That sarcasm went over my head, silly me. (Just to be clear, I find both leaders indefensible).
Actually his post stated that Trump needed to catch up. It was clearly stating that Bolsonaro is worse.
So? Did you not read what we said after that that cleared everything up? Or you’re jumping in to troll and pick a fight hours later because you can?
Is it the consensus in Brazil that Bolsonaro has covid-19? Because I saw a photo of him a few days ago, and he looked rough—like, “someone reanimated Hitler’s corpse and shaved off the mustache”-rough. He was real clammy-looking and had circles under his eyes and the photo had clearly caught him mid-cough.I wish y’all better luck with impeachment than we had up here.
Um, take a look at this video. With all the people clamouring around him. And the old lady. Just … Mind boggling
I’m pretty sure the photo I saw was from that event, that looks like the shirt he was wearing. The photographer caught him with his mouth open and his fist raised halfway to it, which I imagine the photoshoppers had some fun with.
…while Trump can’t even get consequences…Hell, Billy Bush was fired for the “bus tape” for merely making light noises of agreement with what Trump was saying. Trump’s lawyer went to prison for what he did on Trump’s behalf… that one in particular-a lawyer going to prison for doing something illegal on his client’s orders yet the client not also being charged-is virtually unprecedented. Avoiding consequences is Trump’s thing… but it’s also what gives me hope that he’ll fall hard. It’s an immutable law of nature that you can dodge consequences for only so long, and the longer you’ve dodged them = the intensity of the reckoning.
Nah, we’re in the worst time line.This is going to be a reverse West Wing.Trump will die from coronavirus complications in like October leading to a Republican swell around Pence.And an election that Democrats should win even with Biden and a l unknown VP will lead to a Republican win and somehow an even worse than Trump regime. There’s no hope in this timeline.
Whether or not you thought he had a chance in 2016, you had to recognize that he he had a cult of personality around hid him and an appeal to a certain type. Pence has never has that. I am not saying the D’s couldn’t snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, but Pence is not going to motivate anyone. He could only win by some sort of Swiftboating.
“Avoiding consequences is Trump’s thing… but it’s also what gives me hope that he’ll fall hard. It’s an immutable law of nature that you can dodge consequences for only so long, and the longer you’ve dodged them = the intensity of the reckoning.”He’s been dodging consequences his whole adult life. I mean, best case scenario, he’s got what, like 10 years left? They better get moving on the karmic retribution.
So he got fired for something someone else did
He got fired for being so stupid as to have a live net feed going to air. Blaming someone else is a Trump thing, don’t be Trump. 😉
Those who interpreted this as literally injecting bleach into their veins won’t be showing up to vote any ol ways… however please do, support your candidate. Enjoy the 4 more years ya teenie boppers. c c c cocaine 🤡.
Faithful patriots know only Donald Trump will tell you the truth about
this miracle cure. It will be beautiful, very great, and will totally own the libs and Nancy Pelosi. /s /s
Glad you put the tags in there, because Trump just said that he was being “sarcastic” with his suggestion last night: “I was asking a question sarcastically to reporters like you just to see what would happen,” he announced today.Wow, I feel so dumb now. He’s outsmarted us all again.
Not only did he claim it was sarcastic yesterday, he went on to repeat the claim again
Because in a pandemic situation that’s killed 50,000+ Americans, this is the perfect time for the country’s ‘leader’ to be sarcastic.
Heathers also covered this…
In-Tense.
Nothing cleans you like ol’ Big Blue there.
He’s more than welcome to demonstrate, preferably live on television.
So bleach inside the body won’t kill coronavirus. But it might kill windmill cancer. So many people have gotten cancer from windmills. You gotta try something. What do you have to lose?
Then when a Washington Post reporter asked Trump if it was responsible to ramble on about rumours and unvarified (re: batshit nonsense) cures, he was declared fake news by the American President.
I saw a spider behind my drywall. I think it’s a good idea to use a flamethrower to kill it. I mean… a flamethrower… it’ll be dead immediately. We should look into that.
The Dead Milkmen told us that way back in 1986
I reserve judgement until we start getting hurricanes named Scrambles.
Dethklok’s run as Floridian politicians is Trump’s presidency in a nutshell. Brutal shit
Awww…poor widdle dan don’t wike it when wepwies don’t fit the nawative? Aww😢. Enjoy your 4 more years ya teenie boppers.