Stephen Colbert and Chris Cuomo get sweaty in their pursuit of the truth on The Late Show

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Stephen Colbert and Chris Cuomo get sweaty in their pursuit of the truth on The Late Show
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For inveterate news watchers and processors like Stephen Colbert and his Thursday guest CNN’s Chris Cuomo, sometimes dealing with the daily grind of Trump-ian mendacity means blowing off a little steam. In an interview whose tenor appeared informed by the brash (and, as Colbert repeatedly notes, jacked) Cuomo’s on-air combativeness when dealing with flacks, hacks, and other political types looking to obfuscate, the pair engaged in a bout of chummy one-upmanship. Testosterone was in the air right from the jump, as Cuomo swept the Late Night host aloft in his arms in lieu of the traditional handshake greeting. Asked how much he benches, Cuomo only answered “I bench Colbert.”

Lightly mocking his guest’s “go after it” catchphrase when it comes to interviewing those whose agendas are, let’s call it, truth-averse, Colbert asked Cuomo how he approaches guests on Cuomo Prime Time who are simply there to disseminate carefully prepared bullshit. (Looking your way, everyone in the Trump White House.) Saying it’s “no longer time to sit and listen” when it comes to covering politics, Cuomo told Colbert, again in bluff, tough guy sports-speak, “you can’t let people flood the zone” with manipulative non-answers. And while he himself repeatedly dodged Colbert’s bench press query, Cuomo said that getting people to reject the idea that harboring the lowest expectations when it comes to public service and discourse is key, should Americans want to come back from its current, entrenched political and social brink. The son of one New York governor and younger brother of another, Cuomo said he didn’t have to look far outside his own family for political role models, claiming that the “erosion of what people expect from public service” lies at the root of Donald Trump’s seemingly all-forgiving (of corruption, lies, obstruction, abusiveness, adultery, perhaps a little treason) base.

Still, Colbert couldn’t let his guest off the hook, teasing Cuomo with a shirtless (and hairless) pic of the CNN host before challenging Cuomo to “get after it” in the form of an oh-so-manly push-up contest. Colbert feigned fear as Cuomo went as far as taking off his tie in preparation, but the 54-year-old Late Night host actually acquitted himself quite well, starting out with a fast pace before finally dropping to the stage at around the 40-rep mark. Cuomo, it should be said, looked like he was toying with his competitor just a little, but gave Colbert an admiring peck on the sweaty cheek for his efforts.

12 Comments

  • roanokemaroon-av says:

    Cuomo said he didn’t have to look far outside his own family for political role modelsMaybe he should.

  • cosmiccow4ever-av says:

    Remember when Cuomo claimed the First Amendment did not protect hate speech? https://www.vox.com/2015/5/6/8561707/chaplinsky-free-speechThis guy is dangerously ignorant. 

  • durango237-av says:

    dealing with flacks, hacks, and other political types looking to obfuscateBut enough about dealing with Chris Cuomo…

    • bcfred-av says:

      I’ll admit I admire his ability to get worked into a full lather over even the most trivial topics. 

  • ldackermann-av says:

    People actually watch this guy? They’ll watch anything I suppose. He isn’t even funny. Bring back Jon

  • brandonii-av says:

    Cuomo’s bizarre obsession with shoehorning cheap-ass bothsidesism in every topic he covers makes him one of the most insufferable, incompetent cable news anchors out there. He is as awful as his brother.

  • realityzen-av says:

    These guys are their own jokes now. For 2-1/2 years “the truth” according to these two was a delusional conspiracy theory that never had any actual shred of evidence to back it up. It’s like everything they say is a hypocritical double standard that’s a self-satirical inversion of the truth.

  • letthewookienguyen-av says:

    One of Cuomo’s most frequent panelists is Rick Santorum. Dude doesn’t care about real journalism.Also I feel feel weird about the “celebriti-zation” of journalists. We may argue whether Cuomo is still a journalist or a talk-show host, but I’m positive he’d consider himself the former. 

  • squamateprimate-av says:

    “their pursuit of the truth”, LOL

  • jogie-av says:

    These 2 idiots wouldn’t know the truth if it slapped them in the face, but I would be happy to slap them to see.

  • franknitty-av says:

    The a$$hat aka Chris Cuomo, thinks he’s got the scoop on everybody he reports on, and has no clue wtf he’s talking a/b half of the time.

  • beefyjerky-av says:

    AV club 2019: OMG ISNT CHRIS CUOMO JUST THE BEST????? AV club 2022: WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT CHRIS CUOMO HAS GOTTEN HIS OWN PODCASTyou people are so up your own ass

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