The View’s Joy Behar: “I’ve had sex with a few ghosts”
The View roundtable got into a fruitful discussion about the potency of specter ectoplasm
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The View co-host Joy Behar made one spine-chilling confession about a spooky sexual encounter on the daytime talk series this week, revealing that she herself has had sex with not one, but multiple ghosts, and never ended up carrying its mystical spawn.
The subject arose from the dead when the group of co-host turned their attention to one woman’s story of horny ghosts haunting her home. Following the airing of the news clip, Behar goes into the difference between “sexual hallucinations” and fantasies, and the belief in sexually deviant ghosts. She then goes on to call the woman from Gainesville, Texas, a “wackjob.”
Co-host Sara Haines then poses the thoughtful question, “If you have sex with a ghost, can you get pregnant?”
Meanwhile, Behar stews for a moment before quietly stating, “I’ve had sex with a few ghosts and never got pregnant.”
Whoopi Goldberg—never missing a beat—says, “I’m just gonna let that ride. I don’t know how many of you just heard what Joy just said, but I’m going to let it ride.” There is then no further discussion on the topic, and Behar shares no details of her paranormal tryst.
Now in all seriousness, her “confession” seems nothing more than a bit for the camera. However, Behar is far from the first celebrity to delve into the taboo topic of sex with ghosts. Both Anna Nicole Smith and Lucy Liu have shared their titillating sexual experiences with horned-up specters, with the latter describing the encounter as “sheer bliss.” “I felt everything. I climaxed. And then he floated away,” Liu told Us Weekly.
Oh, and Kesha’s song “Supernatural?” It’s very much about the singer getting it on with a ghost. That’s one point for spectrophiliacs, and zero points for non-believers.
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Crazy people say some crazy shit, right?
You could substitute “stupid”.
They can be two things.
“I fuck dead people!”
Someone’s got to right?
Ghosts need love…but they gotta pay!
I always thought it was weird that almost all of the ghosts in Ghostbusters are either zombified corpses, or weird bloated monstrosites….EXCEPT the ghost that fellates Ray in the firehouse. She’s a stone cold fox.
That’s because the media objectifies women even when they’re dead.
Especially if they’ve been dead for thousands of years (see: Cleopatra)
Maybe after work.
Cleopatra lived closer in time to today than she did to the building of the Great Pyramid (estimated to be around 2500 BCE, while she was born 69 BCE). I just love that fact (which stresses just how long Ancient Egyptian civilization lasted).
That was a dream sequence.
Ackshully..originally it wasn’t but the scene didn’t really work so it was reused as a dream sequence!
Is it? It’s kind of in the middle of a montage so it always read like it was sort of ambiguous whether it was a dream, or Ray just chalked it up to a dream.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen it, but yeah I’m pretty sure he’s asleep in the fire station and dreams about a ghost pulling down the covers. I don’t know why an actual ghost would be stopping by Ghostbusters HQ to give Stantz a hummer.
You know what, I believe her. Good for her for speaking her truth.
It’s like when wildlife sports bright colors to warn away other animals.
Redheads, amirite?
Their lucky they didn’t get a violent rapey ghost, like poor Barbara Hershey.
Obligatory
How do they know it was a ghost and not an invisible man?
Or for that matter, an invisible woman using a strap-on?
Oh, we’re supposed to believe that there’s somehow an invisible strap-on? Come, on man!
That’s weird.
Kevin Bacon?
I’ll have what she’s having.
I can believe she had sex, then was ghosted
Bravo!
I can’t believe a ghost would have the least bit of interest in sex with her.I mean you’re completely untethered from the physical world and the need for seduction, attraction and the like. And that’s who the ghost goes for?? I’m skeptical.
This is your friend regular reminder that approximately 1 in 5 people with depression will experience hallucinations. Sometimes you call the Ghostbusters but most of the time you should refill your Lexapro.
I had to look that up and I’m wondering where you got the 1 in 5. Severely depressed people can be classified with psychotic depression which can cause you to hallucinate. I could see 1 in 5 of those severely depressed is maybe what you meant. It’s worth noting that those usually come from patients with severe insommnia as well so the hallucinations may be a bipeoduct of lack of sleep brought on by severe depression.
Is that what they call fart fetishes now?
They call fart fetishes “Joy Behar”?
I feel like Whoopi should have said “Ditto”. Missed opportunity.
She was having sex with a demonic spirit if it was anything.
Imagining Joy Behar making the Ray Stantz ghost blowjob face.
revealing that she herself has had sex with not one, but multiple ghosts, Yippie-yi-o
Yippie-yi-yay
Ghost bangers in the sky
So what, who cares?
Eh. There are worse things people are saying because people give their dumb asses a platform.
Is she going to go “Death Con 3″ on the ghosts?
No. No you haven’t.
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