Listen, we’re not here to judge. We’re not here to yuck anybody’s yum. We’re just here to report the facts. And the fact is, some people are out here getting real horny for the Lion King. Specifically, these sexed-up interpretations of characters from the 1994 Disney film recently published by Los Angeles-based illustrator Marco Bernard.
According to POPSUGAR, Bernard’s collection of sexy, swaggering anthropomorphic lions—or, as he calls it, the Pridelands project—was inspired both by the fact that he’s been trapped inside like the rest of us and his recent binges of TaleSpin and Netflix’s Beastars. The latter series, based on the popular manga of the same name, is set in a world of anthropomorphic, clothes-wearing animals and deals with such adult themes as love, death, and herbivore-carnivore relations. It also features a particularly nasty group of lions.
“I wondered what it would be like for Scar to be the leader of those lions,” Bernard tells POPSUGAR. Thus, sexy Scar in a tight-fitting three-piece suit was born.
The internet’s response to swol Mufasa in a tucked-in Hanes tee is about what you’d expect. Though, perhaps people’s horniness for classic Disney toons has been artificially accelerated a bit by extended periods of isolation and loneliness. Again, we’re not here to judge.
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The scary part is those images are from almost a week ago, which means we’re well past the horny Lion King characters stage. One can only imagine what new horrors are yet to come.
Call me when we’re at the “Horny for Happy Feet” stage. I need a good laugh/purgative.
Sounds like something Dan Savage could devote a few hours to.
The Blank Check with Griffin and David podcast starts there George Miller series on Sunday. So just under two months till Happy Feet gets covered and the world knows if those penguins are sexy.
I think we’re nearing the point where we’re horny while purging… something along those lines.
Honestly if and when we are allowed outside again, I bet we see a huge rise in people getting public sex fetishes. Many people cling to the idea of things they can’t do(like cartoon lions I guess)
They got Wario on the front page. Anybody hott for that?
If you have to ask…
Ah the return of “Great?” job internet
Umm… people have been horny for Nala and Simba and Mufasa and Scar for yeaaaaars. Nala’s come fuck me eyes is an internet meme. This isn’t because of the quarantine. #EthicsInFurryJournalism
Don’t worry, furry journalists will be more mainstream in about 5 years when fursuits are common as the fun and attractive full body biohazard protection for all your social gatherings with families and friends.
I was thinking some kind of prophylactic gloryhole situation would end up being the virus-safe choice for anonymous sex but you might be on to something here.
Celebrities like Sonic Fox is paving marking the way.
Celebrities like Sonic Fox is paving marking the way.
Apparently Finland’s state-run media have recommended becoming a furry as a way to cope with the pandemic.
https://twitter.com/Fiffenaattori/status/1242144391667613703?s=20
Maybe not. Fur is a very excellent ‘vector’. I got poison oak from petting my dog, who had decided to give himself a good back-scratching with an ivy-covered tree 🙁
Oh
“Can You Feel the Love Tonight” may be the single horniest song/scene in a very long history of horned up animated musical numbers in Disney’s catalogue.
James Earl Jones’ basso profundo would turn anyone on. Also
Yeah, you don’t need no goddamn humanoid legs to want to fuck a lion. Wait, what? Where are you taking me?
Well, I’m here to judge.TF?
perhaps people’s horniness for classic Disney toons has been
artificially accelerated a bit by extended periods of isolation and
loneliness.
Have you BEEN on the internet before?
Blessed are the Furries. They shall have post-apocalyptia for their possession.
One of your own, AV Club.(Open thread for full effect.)(And she didn’t even need the quarantine.)
I see him more with a Lil Jon chalice than a wineglass. I don’t know why.
WHAT?!
No. No, we haven’t
They look way too much like lion heads and tails half-assed photoshopped on regular human bodies. They maintain none of the charm of the non-anthro character, nor do they look…well ‘right’ to me.
But after so many years in furry, I know there are hundreds of squealing fanboys (And a healthy as hell collection of fangirls) who have and will get off to these with little to no objections.
Mufasa! Mufasa, Mufasa, MuFASA!
Que Pasa?
Como siempre
Pretty sure that you don’t need a quarantine for the internet to be horny for lions.
someone don’t know about furry. also beastars is a good show on netflix that you might want to see o.o
Oh shit – that chav Lioness in the jump suit!Can’t you just imagine her going “Fookin’ Corona! Now I can’t get down the pub wiv Sharon and the gels”Made me think of this:
Less British chavs, more Beyoncé:
So that second pic is Beyonce with a man not her husband right? Cause even in Hoav’s best days………
LOL. Welcome to what most furries discovered in the 90’s after Lion King came out. *to the tune of I’ll make a man out of you*….just with furries.