The Weezer “Blue Album/Pinkerton” tour, previously classified as a wish Rivers Cuomo’s heart made, has been upgraded to “actually happening,” with a handful of dates scheduled wherever fine Hurley-brand products are sold. No! That was, in truth, a humorous callback to allegations that the title of Weezer’s latest album is a cynical, marketing-driven ruse. In reality, the “Memories Tour” is thus far happening for a handful of November dates in San Francisco and Los Angeles, where the band will perform all the songs from both of those albums (along with other "greatest hits") on consecutive nights. Thus concludes your daily requisite dose of Weezer-related updates. Or wait: Here’s recent video of Hurley cover star Jorge Garcia performing "Perfect Situation" with the band. Okay, now we’re done.