The A.V. Club receives a ludicrous quantity of promotional junk from studio marketing people who are eager to remind us that their movies and TV shows exist. We stockpile these items in our high-security swag vault (read: a rickety bookcase behind Ignatiy Vishnevetsky’s desk). Then every December, Josh Modell and John Teti empty out the vault so they can show off the fanciest—and chintziest—freebies that came our way. This year’s haul includes a box of post-apocalyptic necessities, the obligatory weird mask, and a long-sleeved Lethal Weapon T-shirt. That’s right: long sleeves! Get a load of that sweet custom-branded crap, and much more, in the video.